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f*cking a prostitute for the first time (pg. 14)
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by boris_the_bear
i am not impressed. it was rather boring, |
| quote: | Originally posted by boris_the_bear
a whore (with average looks) |
Hahaha, couldn't even afford a quality whore.
| quote: | Originally posted by boris_the_bear
i had to pull it out and do it on her stomach. |
Wait - I thought you were wearing a condom? Does not compute. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zyklon_Jay
just wait until i find his phone number |
Hah, don't you mean his pigeon route? |
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| wotyzoid |
| The fact that you paid for a hooker is hardly a big deal. I did LOL at the "2 years without poon" thing, though. :haha: |
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| Zyklon_Jay |
| you would have eaten it by now. |
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| srussell0018 |
| I bet the hooker was from Prypiat. One of the ones with 3 vaginas. |
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| boris_the_bear |
i'm caring, i'm caring!!!!!!!!11 but before i burst into tears and hit the pillow
| quote: | Originally posted by Miss Pie
Hahaha, couldn't even afford a quality whore. |
i could. i simply had no idea about the price policy. i did 40 minutes of research before i took a cab. literally.
| quote: | Originally posted by Miss Pie
Wait - I thought you were wearing a condom? Does not compute. |
i took it off?
| quote: | Originally posted by srussell0018
I bet the hooker was from Prypiat. One of the ones with 3 vaginas. |
wow. i hope this puts you back on tracks on TA
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where's my boiled cabbage?? |
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| Vivid Boy |
| quote: | Originally posted by boris_the_bear
i took it off?
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so let me get this right. you pulled out while wearing a condom before you blew your load and had time to remove the condom to spew on her stomach before you blew?
you sure you didnt just cum before you could get the condom on? |
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| igottaknow |
:stongue:
but its your fault for saying not to masturbate before a date.
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| Silky Johnson |
| Lmfao @ pulling out to remove a condom THEN ejaculate. For one it sounds like total bs, and if it isn't it just sounds awkward, unsexy, and stupid. No wonder you have to pay for sex. ing amateur. :stongue: |
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| Silky Johnson |
| No wait I get it. He came IN the condom, then emptied it's contents onto her stomach. :stongue: |
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| Happymess |
| quote: | Originally posted by zGoogleman
Paying for sex is not that bad. I am sure your father had to slip your mother a couple hundred dollar bills to get her pants loose. |
Men don't pay hookers to have sex with them, they pay them to leave. |
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| Vivid Boy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Miss Pie
No wait I get it. He came IN the condom, then emptied it's contents onto her stomach. :stongue: |
boris is so full of lose.
Her boobs felt like two giant bags of sand. |
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