You're doing it wrong if you're not hiring more than 2 of them at the same time! I mean, if you're going to squander all your money on something you could do with your own hands, at least do yourself a favour and splurge it out!
Domesticated
"She did come guys, she even made a squealing noise and everything!"
Bahaha, loser.
I recently got wasted with a close friend of mine who I hadn't seen for some time, and he admitted to me that he lost his virginity to a fat, black prostitute. This guy is really softly spoken and just broke up with a girl he'd been seeing for six or seven years. I'm basically still laughing about it and wondering how I'm going to stop myself from telling our other friends.
boris_the_bear
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Originally posted by Reza
i hear there are alot of prostitues in uki land
i confirm
Ash Parajuli
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Originally posted by Domesticated
"She did come guys, she even made a squealing noise and everything!"
Bahaha, loser.
I recently got wasted with a close friend of mine who I hadn't seen for some time, and he admitted to me that he lost his virginity to a fat, black prostitute. This guy is really softly spoken and just broke up with a girl he'd been seeing for six or seven years. I'm basically still laughing about it and wondering how I'm going to stop myself from telling our other friends.
Wow, he was with a girl for 6-7 years and still remained a virgin... crazy! He should be ashamed.
boris_the_bear
i know a guy who had a few girls before but had sex with one of his girlfriends for the first time after almost 3 years of dating her. i couldn't believe it then and i still find it hard to believe now.
Ania_xox
Was it this little slut?
Syntonic
^^^Damn, so tiny she'd be so easy to helicopter.
Vivid Boy
wow theres no need even to comment. this thread should be closed and stickied and referred to whenever someone makes a borris diss.
Ania_xox
I enjoy her entrepreneurial Asian husband who seems to have bought her on eBay
igottaknow
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Originally posted by Ania_xox
I enjoy her entrepreneurial Asian husband who seems to have bought her on eBay
bah. whats the point of paying for an avg lookin ho? if you're gonna pay, go all out like i do. spend at least 300 - 400, the quality ones start at that price range and more often than not, you'll get your money's worth...;)
EddieZilker
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Originally posted by Vivid Boy
wow theres no need even to comment. this thread should be closed and stickied and referred to whenever someone makes a borris diss.
This thread meets the lowest possible standards for the COR.
