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The world is ending on Saturday! (pg. 4)
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| VDub |
| quote: | Originally posted by Acton
It's a good thing I have apocalypse insurance. |
Is there a deductible??? |
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| Moral Hazard |
Apocalypse Insurance
Sure it sounds good but look at the exclusions...
•Any Loss that Occurs BEFORE or AFTER December 21st, 2012
•Any Loss due to Minor Act of God (Hurricane, Tsunami, Rains Lasting LESS than 40 CONSECUTIVE Days, plague, pestilence, etcetera)
•Losses due to any event NOT predicted by Nostradamus, the Mayan Calendar, the I-Ching, a Tarot Deck, Bones which have been randomly strewn about, or The Bible)
•Loss of Life or Property due to Mobs of Gun Wielding Morons who THINK the World is Ending, when it actually isn't.
•Debts incurred due to Hospitalization (if the Hospitals are still running, it’s NOT Armageddon)
•Any Losses related to the U.S. Presidential Election of 2012 if ANY Human is Elected
•Losses related to the 2012 Election of any NON-Space Alien (naturalized, illegal or otherwise) to any position in any local, state or federal government
•Losses related to Cats and Dogs living together
As a Chartered Insurance professional I feel obligated to note that this policy is not a wise financial management product unless you have an incredibly low risk tolerance. You may want to consider self-insuring for this eventuality. |
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| VDub |
Why in the hell do I not think of this ???
| quote: | Crazy People Drive Post Rapture Pet Pickup Boom
The end times are this weekend, and I know what you're thinking: What about my dog? Don't sweat, for $135 a group of plucky blaspheming atheists will swing by your crib and pick up your pets. Holla! |
Linky... |
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| Moongoose |
| I suggested a similar venture about 6 months ago on this very forums in some god thread or another. Coudnt make it work myself since im not in the us (and we dont have crazy people like that over here), and nobody else was game for going in on it :( |
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| Meat187 |
| So will it end with a bang or a whimper? |
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| ReclusNdangrmnt |
The guy is saying a worldwide earthquake will occur, at 6PM your time, that will cause the dead to come up from the earth.
All I'm sayin' is...Zombies. There better be zombies. |
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| Lews |
Such a ing scam. Disgusting. |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lews
Such a ing scam. Hilarious. |
^ Fixed |
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| Vernon Wanderer |
thx for the heads up, 43 minutes to go. |
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| Theresa |
I was thinking about this yesterday, and I started wondering, what if it actually happened? How many people would ing themselves! How many people would VERY quickly repent. So many people would be blown out of the water. I'd probably think I had gone crazy or something.
My BF said he would tell God that if he was so petty as to make him "repent", he would tell God to himself and he would go to hell. Haha!
Realistically though (oxymoron?), if the earth ripped open and I was standing before a fiery hell and a devil, I would repent so fast and I would imagine most people would out of pure terror and shock.
Anyway, I wonder how many people's lives are going to be ed up when nothing happens. There are people who wont have any money left, wont have anywhere to live, no jobs etc. What are they going to do? I think that old ****** should have to dole out that 100 mil he has been collecting to all of his retard followers. Yes, they are morons of epic proportions, but it certainly isn't fair for him to wade around in cash while those who trusted in him suffer. Or maybe we should just hope Darwinism works its magic. |
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