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B****es That Don't Wanna F**K
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| LAdazeNYnights |
So my friend had a party at his house this past weekend and I invited this girl that I've had a minor thing with for a few years now. We don't get together too often but when we do it's always the same in' story: she teases me to the point of some serious bonerification and then puts a few cards in play that ultimately result in 1) my dick not getting wet and 2) me sleeping alone.
I've reached a point where I would be 100% okay with dropping her and forgetting all about it were it not for recent developments--at the party she took me aside and after making out for a bit she showed me her new nipple piercings. Nipple piercings are pretty much my kryptonite ever since last year when I dated a girl who had them. Since then all I've wanted to do was put that metal in my mouth, or play around with it, and so on and so forth. You get the picture. When she showed me it was pretty much a "boooinnnggg--oing---oinggg" moment. Strangely enough, I had never even seen her breasts before. She started talking about stuff we would do later and, naturally, I was excited.
As you may have already guessed, she let me the fuk down that night and got picked up instead of sleeping over my friends place. It may have had something to do with the fact that I spent more time in the pool than talking to her, by a seriously massive margin, but that's neither here nor there.
So anyway, I saw those piercings and have been thinking about it since friday. Her trepidation when it came to sleeping with me had always been related to her belief that I would let her down, or simply wouldn't date her. The latter is certainly true. I don't think the former is. She also disagreed with my insistence on not pursuing her at all (she's younger and talks about me like I'm the best thing since sliced bread so I don't give a ). Since then I've tried to be really decent to her, wanting to take her out and all that bull .
Sunday we agreed that we'd hang out on Friday but she blew me off. What a bitch. We were gonna go to the park. Tonight, I see she posted on her facebook "who wants to go for a hike at the park tomorrow?". What a total bitch. What should I do? I'm gonna text her something vile.
Also, feel free to share your stories about the young bitches that won't and drive you up the wall. I'm looking for more vivid boy type stories than IGK type stories. Cheers, bitches. |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by LAdazeNYnights
I'm looking for more vivid boy type stories than IGK type stories. |
:stongue:
Seriously though, if she's just a hook up and not a girlfriend-type deal, don't get so worked up about it. Next time you're at a party together, make sure you talk to lots of other girls, and make sure she can see :p
And if you ever want your johnson between those pierced titties, don't send teh lettar.
COR Version: Chill out, maybe you'll hook up, maybe you won't. Focus you attention elsewhere for the time being. |
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| LAdazeNYnights |
p.s. canada sucks |
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| Alex |
Seriously though...
She doesn't sound like she's worth your time. Nipple piercing or not!
I'd suggest doing her mom/sister/best friend. That'll teach that skank to be a tease. Nothing says payback like giving this broad a baby sister. |
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| LAdazeNYnights |
trust me man i would totally be on your side. i was totally converted to that point of view...but then i saw those piercings. and something about them just SERIOUSLY does it for me lately. so it's tough
it is hilarious though - her sister is a year younger than her and also has pierced nipples (that's where she got the idea). i don't think i'll be around for long enough to make that happen, as her sis has a bf right now. hhhmmmmmmm |
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| knowhope |
Looks like she has you on a leash there bud.
Go out at a fancy restaurant. Eat and leave. Let her worry about the bill. |
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| Alex |
Interesting.
You could always go for the craigslist routine.
Get a picture of her, get her address and post it in the casual encounters section of your local craigslist.
Payback is a science. |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| That’s a lot of paragraphs for someone that apparently doesn’t give a . |
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| LAdazeNYnights |
| quote: | Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
That’s a lot of paragraphs for someone that apparently doesn’t give a . |
I'm drunk. |
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| Quazar |
| Maybe I misread it, but it seems like she probably wants you to be aggressive and pull her into a room/closet/whatever at the party and do it there. |
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| infiniteJEST |
| I will sleep with you OP. |
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