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Weird Crushes (pg. 2)
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| Vector A |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ted Promo
And you can menopause coolly on my hand. |
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| ziptnf |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ted Promo
Haha. I can only imagine this, zip. Ayyyyy girl. Wanna come to my place? We can listen to 12000 Micrograms, turn on the black lights, I'll do my best Raja Ram impression and whether you like it or I will do sexthings to you and at you. |
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Hey, you got the black light part right! |
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| Ted Promo |
| quote: | Originally posted by ziptnf
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Hey, you got the black light part right! |
Good. She can easily gauge the topography and ferocity of your sexthoughts generated during your humble slumber. |
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| SYSTEM-J |
| quote: | Originally posted by ziptnf
Go for it, dude. Start hitting on her, older chicks really want to younger guys too, it's a huge turn on for them. |
Older women seem to love me at the moment. The other week I ended up semi-accidentally stealing this woman off a guy who she was on a date with, and she said she was 36, looked far younger. Then on Saturday when I saw J00F I had this very cute 35 year old hitting on me hard. The idea of having an older woman as a buddy suddenly really appeals to me - the age gap means you've got no chance of a serious relationship, but as you say they're a lot more experienced and they tend to love younger guys, so it's tailor-made for lots of great casual sex.
| quote: | | Oh, and to answer your question, talk more about her personal life and as things get more personal, talk about her sex life. She will likely tell you that it could use some "spicing up". |
I really don't have the scope for one-on-one conversations of any length, and I'm definitely not talking about her sex life in front of other people. I'm not sure I've got the balls to ask if she's married. It's one thing to chat up someone in a bar or club when she's obviously single and you're both a bit drunk, but it would be very, very awkward if she said "Yes, I'm happily married" and then I have to see her every day. |
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| srussell0018 |
| Well does she wear a ring? |
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| nefardec |
| quote: | Originally posted by SYSTEM-J
the age gap means you've got no chance of a serious relationship, but as you say they're a lot more experienced and they tend to love younger guys, so it's tailor-made for lots of great casual sex. . |
it also means they've had that many more opportunities to catch the herp |
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| phyrrus |
| When she asks you any question respond with "Life is short. Have an affair," and then casually redirect her to www.ashleymadison.com at every given opportunity. |
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| EddieZilker |
| quote: | Originally posted by SYSTEM-J
I really don't have the scope for one-on-one conversations of any length, and I'm definitely not talking about her sex life in front of other people. I'm not sure I've got the balls to ask if she's married. It's one thing to chat up someone in a bar or club when she's obviously single and you're both a bit drunk, but it would be very, very awkward if she said "Yes, I'm happily married" and then I have to see her every day. |
Invite her out for lunch with a group of co-workers. It's not a formal date and, if she turns it down, it's not an awkward game-changer for the work-place. Having a couple of people there dispels any notion of impropriety and it's a good way to find out more about her interests. The topic of her marital status is sure to come up in personal stories (e.g. "Roger and I are planning a trip to Paris").
Also, the best seductions plant seeds that it was your target's idea, in the first place. If she has a good idea for your pattern of life, for instance, you might be finding her in more of the same places you are. Just make sure those places aren't also your retreating positions. |
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| ziptnf |
| Who says she's not down for a little affair, even if she is married? Like Eddie said, it's all about planting the seed. Plant the seed, nurture the plant, and then when the time comes you the plant. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| quote: | Originally posted by SYSTEM-J
For the likes of JBJ and Hal who love to hypothesise on these things: why do we develop these weird counter-productive crushes on completely inappropriate people? |
That's a really flawed question. It presupposes any of this is inappropriate at all. You want to a fertile female with whom you have daily proximity to. What could be more appropriate?
It's not counter-productive in the least, unless your sole goal in life is to find a woman to settle down with or whatever. Then, yeah, looking for strange can be somewhat of a distraction.
It's sex. Go revel in it. |
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| rdevito |
| quote: | Originally posted by EddieZilker
Invite her out for lunch with a group of co-workers. |
Happy Hour can do miracles. :D |
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