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Weird Crushes (pg. 3)
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| zyklon-jay |
| none of you s have met a psychotic jealous husband yet. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
Oh , I completely missed the part where she was probably married.
Ignore my stupid post. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| Just kidding, go her. |
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| bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by SYSTEM-J
And finally, for the playas: How do you convince a middle-aged co-worker to have an affair with you? |
Shes older and probably in a sexless marriage, just take your penis out and let nature take its course. |
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| zyklon-jay |
| i would just her husband and show her pics of him cheating on her. |
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| Vivid Boy |
| quote: | Originally posted by SYSTEM-J
And finally, for the playas: How do you convince a middle-aged co-worker to have an affair with you? |
hand her the file with your dick in it |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| Leave a pink sock on her desk when she isn't looking. She'll know who it's from, if the time is right. |
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| meriter |
| I would actually just build up sexual tension until either of you quit, then act on it. It is unwise to dip your pen in the company ink. |
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| prolikewhoa |
just do everything Arlene does |
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| OkiDokie |
| quote: | Originally posted by zyklon-jay
i would just her husband and show her pics of him cheating on her. |
:wtf: :wtf: |
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| knowhope |
| quote: | Originally posted by SYSTEM-J
the age gap means you've got no chance of a serious relationship |
Wrong-o, my friend. |
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| SYSTEM-J |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
That's a really flawed question. It presupposes any of this is inappropriate at all. You want to a fertile female with whom you have daily proximity to. What could be more appropriate? |
As I've said, there's no shortage of far more readily available and suitable fertile females in daily proximity. It's not even like I want to all of them.
| quote: | Originally posted by EddieZilker
Invite her out for lunch with a group of co-workers. It's not a formal date and, if she turns it down, it's not an awkward game-changer for the work-place. Having a couple of people there dispels any notion of impropriety and it's a good way to find out more about her interests. The topic of her marital status is sure to come up in personal stories (e.g. "Roger and I are planning a trip to Paris").
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Not really an option. All my friends at work are in my age range. We're in our early 20s, we don't "go for lunch". When we socialise outside of work it's usually getting drunk or playing poker at someone's house. And then she works in a different department so wouldn't know anyone anyway. This is why it's counter-productive - it's so impractical to even care, for so many reasons. |
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