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Weird Crushes (pg. 4)
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| meriter |
| Totally over-thinking it. Ask the bitch out for lunch. |
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| SYSTEM-J |
Sounds better than the "dick in the folder" idea. Less paper cuts.
In reality, I'll probably just fruitlessly over-think it for a while longer, then hit on some older women next time I'm at a bar. |
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| Fledz |
| You don't have lunch with co-workers? That's like the best time to network and get to know people. |
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| ziptnf |
| Send her an email that starts out being business related, then the more exchanges you start having, start drifting into her personal life. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| quote: | Originally posted by ziptnf
Send her an email that starts out being business related, then the more exchanges you start having, start drifting into her personal life. |
That's great. HR loves hard evidence. |
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| Ygrene |
| quote: | Originally posted by ziptnf
Send her an email that starts out being business related, then the more exchanges you start having, start stalking her. |
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| Vector A |
| quote: | | Originally posted by Ygrene |
:stongue:
You know women. They love a good stalker. |
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| SYSTEM-J |
| quote: | Originally posted by Fledz
You don't have lunch with co-workers? That's like the best time to network and get to know people. |
I do, but strangely she's never there. Only one guy from their department is sighted in the staff room, and rarely. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| Jack, what if she's single and eats alone? Does that inflame your empathy to cockswollen degrees? |
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| VAR |
| quote: | Originally posted by SYSTEM-J
I do, but strangely she's never there. Only one guy from their department is sighted in the staff room, and rarely. |
holy , this is like the short-bus of romance advice. :rolleyes:
just talk to Her, person to person- it's not that hard to do.
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| SYSTEM-J |
| Yeah... you all know I said "have an affair", right? I'm not asking for a bunch of guys who don't know anything specific about my job to speculate wildly on where I might get chance to talk to someone, and I do know how to ask a girl out in normal circumstances. I'm talking specifically how you suggest to a married woman and work colleague that you'd very much like to her without her reporting you for sexual harrassment in the workplace. |
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