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ROSE MARTIN
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| Ted Promo |
| I WOULD DRESS HER UP AS A CAPSLOCK KEY AND GO TO TOWN |
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| Ted Promo |
| I WOULD WRAP MY ARMS AROUND HER AS BEST I COULD (I MEAN, , HAVE YOU.SEEN HER) LIKE THE PICNIC TABLE SHE WAS SHOT OUT ON WHILE IT BOUNCED LIKE A BUOY IN OUR FREE SEAS |
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| Ted Promo |
| I WOULD LOVE TO GET A SMALL GROUP OF KIDS AND HAVE THEM BRING THEIR SOILED LINENS. WE WOULD RAINDANCE AROUND HER LIKE A MAYPOLE. ONLY A MAYPOLE FULL OF MEXICO |
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| shaw |
| quote: | | ROSE MARTIN. YOU WILL DROWN IN MY VENEMOUS SEMEN UNTIL IT TURNS INTO VILE CEMENT AND WILL EVENTUALLY BE INDISTINGUISHABLE FROM ORLANDO. OF THIS I PROMISE. DERRICK HOWARD. |
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| Ted Promo |
| INSTEAD OF TAKING HER OUT SHOPPING FOR A DRESS I WOULD TAKE HER OUT SHOPPING FOR A BODYKIT. ON A SEXY LEASH |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| LET US ACQUIRE SENSITIVE FILES FROM HER GASTRO-GYNECOLOGIST'S OFFICE |
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| Ted Promo |
| TAKE HER TO A SHOW WHERE DERRICK MAY IS PLAYING EVERYTHING YOU COULD POSSIBLY IMAGINE AND SPEND THE ENTIRE TIME LOOKING FOR A CONCESSIONS STAND. BITCH LOVES RELISH. ALWAYS. |
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| Ted Promo |
| TRY TO FIND WASHLEY SO THAT HE COULD ATTEMPT TO SHOOT A GREEN CARD OFF HER HEAD WITH A BOW AND ARROW |
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| Acton |
| WHO THE HELL IS ROSE?! :eek: |
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| Ted Promo |
| A rare type of Honda Civic |
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