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Freeloaders (pg. 7)
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| Intellekshual |
| quote: | Originally posted by Banora
You are always welcome here (and I have an extra untouched mattress!). Zipt and I will show you around; it doesn't suck as much as we make it seem. |
Thank you. :)
Kentucky sucks moose cock, but it's not the place - it's the company. :D |
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| Banora |
| quote: | Originally posted by Intellekshual
Thank you. :)
Kentucky sucks moose cock, but it's not the place - it's the company. :D |
Ahh we'll give you the Acton treatment: spend a day touring bourbon distilleries, then give you a gun, put you on a horse and let you ride off into the sunset. :happy2: |
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| Yohan |
| quote: | Originally posted by Banora
Ahh we'll give you the Acton treatment: spend a day touring bourbon distilleries, then give you a gun, put you on a horse and let you ride off into the sunset. :happy2: |
this actually sounds fun! Selma, wanna do this together? just don't shoot me :p |
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| lostpsyte |
You could either
a. Order a swat team to the house and get the people doing it to mention his name
b. Send drugs to the house via mail with his name on it or just a package that smells like cannabis
c. Order a hit on him
These could all be done through Tor/silkroad
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| Looney4Clooney |
| quote: | Originally posted by srussell0018
You're black though. |
that picture you were gay for wasn't me. |
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| OrangestO |
| quote: | Originally posted by lostpsyte
Tor/silkroad
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*thumbs up*
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| Looney4Clooney |
buy an ounce of coke and divide it into 1/2g and make sure you add just enough filler to hit the 28 g mark. Give him a sedative while he drinks . Something like seroquel will knock him right out and everyone knows someone on seroquel.
Now hide a firearm and the cocaine on his person when he is asleep. Call the police and threaten that he is being violent and unpredictable and you are scared for his health and yours. They will get him out of your house, because you said he has been violent , Also, have some pills and a bit of cocaine by his head so that hey will have no choice but to do a search. they will have to search his person, they find an ounce with intent to sell, over 28 grams will get minimum 5 years, with the firearm, add a few more.
for 1500$ , you can completely destroy this person's life. And you can testify at his hearing, watching his life crumble away.
Although i am assuming this is he USA. |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by Looney4Clooney
buy an ounce of coke and divide it into 1/2g and make sure you add just enough filler to hit the 28 g mark. Give him a sedative while he drinks . Something like seroquel will knock him right out and everyone knows someone on seroquel.
Now hide a firearm and the cocaine on his person when he is asleep. Call the police and threaten that he is being violent and unpredictable and you are scared for his health and yours. They will get him out of your house, because you said he has been violent , Also, have some pills and a bit of cocaine by his head so that hey will have no choice but to do a search. they will have to search his person, they find an ounce with intent to sell, over 28 grams will get minimum 5 years, with the firearm, add a few more.
for 1500$ , you can completely destroy this person's life. And you can testify at his hearing, watching his life crumble away.
Although i am assuming this is he USA. |
LOL :haha: |
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| Blake |
I've been in similar situations.
If I didn't want to take the direct approach, I'd simply start paying less rent each month, based on what I'd have to pay if we were all splitting it evenly.
I grew up really soft though, and was too afraid to be stern and direct with people, so they just walked all over me. Having grown out of that phase, I've never lived in a roommate situation in which I was afraid to be blunt. You can't be afraid to be the , if it means keeping your sanity. |
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| Lilith |
I end up spearing the odd 'rent defaulter' into the pavement at least once every 18-24 months despite being fairly picky about who inhabits (worst ones are bloody student visa turds here for uni). The trick to it is simply to switch off and stop caring, because 99% of the population always want something for free or cheap as they can get and the only real difference is just how low they'll debase themselves. Their arse being in street is simply just an ironic wake up call on just how free and cheap it can get.
Most legitimate debt collectors will usually moonlight as impromptu bouncers if it comes down to manhandling a recalcitrant (and all their crap) out the door. |
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| Looney4Clooney |
i have never had a problem with this sort of cretin.
Don't make friends with people that do drugs
don't make friends with people that listen to dance music unless they are like italian
you will do fine. And never lend money unless it is family or a really old friend that isn't on drugs. Like homeless begging. I mean do you even bother listening to their story ? You know the money is for drugs/alcohol, just walk by and say im not interested. And if you want to help, give to the right charity.
now , having said that, the worst type of freeloader is the girlfriend. That is a tricky. |
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