Originally posted by Banora
Okay, here are all the details.
So, we moved into a new place back in February because of the -tier people we lived with last time. Apartment is awesome, everyone gets along well, etc. So, I come home one day around the start of April and there is some guy sleeping on the couch and no one else is home. I wake him up and he says he is a friend of my roommate's boyfriend (who lives with us (and should be noted hasn't paid rent since February because he just opened his own business)), he was just kicked out his mom's house and needed a place to stay for a few days.
I knew this guy a few years ago, actually, I went to his house before. I never really liked him (he's gay and thinks gays should not be allowed to marry, nor adopt, nor have any protection rights, he's also black and thinks all black people should be killed :wtf: basically he loves playing the victim (kept dropping hints to me about the 'like sooo tragic ordeal' he had over the few months and kept doing it in the hopes I would ask (I finally did and he said with a dramatic whisper 'I don't- I just- I can't even think about it right now!' ), not to mention he or I should say his mother is outrageously rich. Like... holy rich.
So I set up an extra mattress in the loft for him so he can have a place to be and not be in our way. Nope. He's never even used it. He just lays on the couch all day (which, by the way, has this huge disgusting stain from where his body lies). He has the loudest inside voice ever, not to mention a very stereotypical gay voice, so the vowels aaaareee suuuuuuper draaawn ooooouuut. He also stays up all night practically screaming and laughing into his phone; I've started to stay at my grandma's when I have to get up early else I will wake up every few hours to "LYK OMG RIIIIIGHT? AHAHA OH MUH GAAAWD I KNOOOOOW", since I have the misfortune of my bedroom being right next to the living room.
He eats everything non-stop. I had a grocery bag of about 4 pounds of tea bags; almost all gone. He doesn't believe in using the same dish twice ('lyk omg no that is sooo grooooss') but he also won't clean the dishes, or take out trash or really do anything. Our electricity bill has tripled since he's been here. He invites people over when no one is home. He also started to get defensive about the tv, and throwing sulking, pouting sessions when other people wanted to watch something while a favorite show of his was on.
Here is the problem. The friend who invited him likes him and wants him to stay. When his girlfriend and I brought up the fact the freeloader has been here for a bit he defensively brought up the fact the freeloader found a job; his first job ever (at 26) as a server... 20 miles away... where the public transportation doesn't run and he doesn't have a car.
I don't know what to do. I've tried making the place less inviting for him by taking away the living room tv (said it needed repairs), taking the xbox, but the guy roommate lets him use the computer/internet (where he BLASTS diva-house music all day and night) and the only AC unit is in the living room (but I am also thinking of taking that away saying it needs to be cleaned out). We're hiding/not buying food or drinks anymore. We can't tell him the landlord will be mad with him crashing here for an extended period because the landlord is a friend of the roommate who invited him.
Any suggestions?
What a ******, I'd serve the roommate an ultimatum, its him or me.
Looney4Clooney
jesus
put some man pants on. The way you deal with this is almost as pathetic. Don't be passive aggressive. When he is in the couch, tell him to move his fat ass out of it because you want to sit. You see him eating, take the ing sandwich from him. If he is watching tv, turn it off and tell him it ing annoys you. And tell the other ass that you are leaving along with the other person unless this ing dick doens't leave today. not tomorrow. Today, Call the police when there are strangers that are not on the lease. Stop being a . And throw his phone away when he is sleeping. Go thru his wallet take as much money as you think he has cost you. If he leaves clothes around, throw them in with the whites. There are so many ing ways to make one's life miserable.
don't make stupid excuses. Tell him exactly why you are doing it. I'm taking your sandwich because you didn't pay for it. You didn't pay the tv tax, no tv.
some of you are going to be ty parents letting your kids run around running the place. IT really isn't hard. Stop being a little .
almcd
murder
Banora
I like the idea of murder.
Halcyon+On+On
Take the couch cushions and hide them somewhere, saying you took them to be cleaned. Then just pretend like it never happened.
david.michael
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Originally posted by Banora
yeah! Official worldwide TA meet up/crash party at my place!
Hmm, I'm only like a 2 or 3 hour drive away. That's probably worth it to see all of these shenanigans and listen to Lira speak in English (drunk, though... no sobriety for me).
edit - bonus points for watching Lira and nigfag (sorry, I didn't catch his name) have a drunken debate over this, or any, issue.
Guest
This is why I love living alone. The extra cash I'm spending gives me peace of mind and results in less stress/hassles.
LeopoldStotch
:conf:
Banora
quote:
Originally posted by david.michael
Hmm, I'm only like a 2 or 3 hour drive away. That's probably worth it to see all of these shenanigans and listen to Lira speak in English (drunk, though... no sobriety for me).
edit - bonus points for watching Lira and nigfag (sorry, I didn't catch his name) have a drunken debate over this, or any, issue.
Come one come all!
But no, seriously, if you come through Louisville... call me. :gsmile:
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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
Take the couch cushions and hide them somewhere, saying you took them to be cleaned. Then just pretend like it never happened.
I actually did that on Wednesday night, then left for Chicago on Thursday. We also piled up a ton of boxes on the couch frame so he can't even sit. :stongue:
zyklon-jay
you should pour honey on his head and get bears from fire island.
