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Dining Customs Unique to Your Culture (pg. 3)
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| idoru |
| Aww, look at that, assuming so much about me because I don't place as much of an emphasis on which way a fork faces. Cute. :) |
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| DJ RANN |
| quote: | Originally posted by idoru
Aww, look at that, assuming so much about me because I don't place as much of an emphasis on which way a fork faces. Cute. :) |
ipso facto ;) |
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| idoru |
| What is the average punishment for one not placing her/his thumb in the recessed bottom of the bottle while pouring? Rape? Lashings? |
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| DJ RANN |
| quote: | Originally posted by idoru
What is the average punishment for one not placing her/his thumb in the recessed bottom of the bottle while pouring? Rape? Lashings? |
Just the sudden self awareness that you are a lesser being than everyone you are sitting with. |
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| zyklon-jay |
Not a dining custom, but just wanted to say that all of you cave people that shovel the food into your mouth and don't know how to use utensils properly or even swallow before talking can eat a whole bag of dicks.
It's really bad in Quebec...sometimes i'd rather eat beside a farm animal than a low class french canadian. |
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| Intellekshual |
| quote: | Originally posted by zyklon-jay
It's really bad in Quebec...sometimes i'd rather eat beside a farm animal than a low class french canadian. |
As long as it keeps their mouth busy. I ing hate the Quebec accent. *shudder* buhuhuhuuhu :nervous: |
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| zyklon-jay |
| The best part of being English first is that i sound cultured when i speak and don't have the jean guy accent. I learned French from a Belgian lady, thank god that cunts horrible bad habits in language wasn't lasting. |
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| zyklon-jay |
| and you heads that cross your chopsticks or plant them in the bowl when putting them down...bag of dicks. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| It really grates on my nerves to eat with people who have bad table manners. I know it's inconsequential at the end of the day; however, I was raised to despise it and so I do. I've said it a million times, but the ing WORST is when people scrape their ing teeth on the utensils. ing scum. . |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by zyklon-jay
and you heads that cross your chopsticks or plant them in the bowl when putting them down...bag of dicks. |
My favourite frustrated attempt at eating with chopsticks has got to have been this woman I saw who was trying to eat sushi with one chopstick in each hand, and then pressed the chopsticks against one another in the hope that she could lift the raw fish up with all her willpower.
She tried it over and over again, until she eventually did... throw the sashimi at someone else :p |
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| zyklon-jay |
Yeah the chopstick thing is no big deal with 5 minutes of instruction from a ninja, and a bit of practice. It helps to be thrust into a situation where in some restaurants the only fork is a guy that doesn't pay his bill.
@Jenny: People that eat like s tend to be wastes of space in just about everything else they do. I can give a pass on not knowing which fork is which, but shovel eating, mouth full talking, elbows on the table, reaching over everyone for and eating stuff with their hands that is not meant to be eaten that way.... RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. I've gotten up in a restaurant mid meal and left someone at a table once. Women are some of the worst eaters.
Its always the same smelly mouth breather. You know the kind of dick who's hair smells like fermented anus from 10 feet away. Their mother still does their laundry and they work at Best Buy type .
I'm going to be living with a bunch of people renown for the worst table manners on the planet. The burping, the slurping, the communal plates with smelly ******s is going to drive me mad. |
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