|
Dining Customs Unique to Your Culture (pg. 5)
|
View this Thread in Original format
| dj_alfi |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vector A
See, to me the stuff you listed is just normal table manners. All that foppery about proper wine-pouring, though? Pfft.  |
Whole-heartedly agree. Except 'shovel-eating' I guess. I do take pretty massive bites, but I have my mouth closed the entire time while chewing and I don't make a ing noise while eating.
I hate noisy eaters. |
|
|
| Vector A |
| Yeah, it's annoying when people shovel a bunch of food in and then are opening their mouth to breathe loudly throughout the chewing process. |
|
|
| dj_alfi |
| Or if they breath so loudly through their nose that it sounds like.. i dunno.. something windy... |
|
|
| zyklon-jay |
| When i was in high school i had dinner at the girl i was seeings parents. She had cum in her hair and didn't realize it. It has nothing to do with manners, i just thought of that moment in table lulz history and felt compelled to share it. It was embarrassing and funny at the same time. |
|
|
| dj_alfi |
| quote: | Originally posted by zyklon-jay
When i was in high school i had dinner at the girl i was seeings parents. She had cum in her hair and didn't realize it. It has nothing to do with manners, i just thought of that moment in table lulz history and felt compelled to share it. It was embarrassing and funny at the same time. |
did the parents see it? and who's cum was it? |
|
|
| zyklon-jay |
| Niggers Я Us: You Chain Em We Tame Em. |
|
|
| DJ RANN |
| quote: | Originally posted by zyklon-jay
When i was in high school i had dinner at the girl i was seeings parents. |
It seems you spent the bulk of your time jizzing in her hair, rather than paying attention in grammar class. |
|
|
| Looney4Clooney |
i used to have impeccable manners. Now eating is more utilitarian. Get it in and quick. I also can eat the same thing for extended periods of time. I mean it is healthy and balanced but i've been known to eat the same 3 sets of meals every day for a year.
To be hones, every facet of my life that isn't related to my main focus is suffering it seams. My writing has become horrendous. I read things i say and wonder what the i was thinking or doing. Like words that don't even make sense. |
|
|
| zyklon-jay |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ RANN
It seems you spent the bulk of your time jizzing in her hair, rather than paying attention in grammar class. |
Your edit told me you f5'ed for 2 hours. ing D listers. |
|
|
| dj_alfi |
| quote: | Originally posted by Looney4Clooney
To be hones, every facet of my life that isn't related to my main focus is suffering it seams. My writing has become horrendous. I read things i say and wonder what the i was thinking or doing. Like words that don't even make sense. |
It seams as though you are right :D |
|
|
| Vector A |
| quote: | Originally posted by zyklon-jay
Your edit told me you f5'ed for 2 hours. ing D listers. |
:stongue: |
|
|
| DJ RANN |
| quote: | Originally posted by zyklon-jay
Your edit told me you f5'ed for 2 hours. ing D listers. |
nope. Your edit tells you I posted, then I got an email notification for the previous post (TA has some serious latency sometimes) and thinking it was a new post, I clicked and only then I saw my spelling mistake.
Still doesn't negate your truly dyspraxic command of written language. I hope your table manners are better than your grammar, or your ability to target your jizz expulsions. |
|
|
|
|
