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Dining Customs Unique to Your Culture (pg. 4)
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| Silky Johnson |
I know! Women are ing BRUTAL!!
There was this bitch at Bas' wedding - super hot, well groomed, young thing, who you'd THINK would act as classy as she looked - but Jesus were her table manners and use of utensils ever atrocious!
There was this other rude ing bitch there, actually...clearly thought her didn't stink, and must have thought that the way to show class is by speaking down to everyone. Anyway, the first course was served and she, cuntily, said to the server "Uh, I didn't get any dressing on my salad.." with this stupid ing smug look on her face. I had to laugh when the server, victoriously, pointed at the ing bowl of dressing right in front of her and said "There it is, help yourself." Apparently she thought the dressing was GRAVY! Hahahahaha ing stupid bitch.
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| Intellekshual |
| quote: | Originally posted by Miss Pie
"Uh, I didn't get any dressing on my salad.." with this stupid ing smug look on her face. I had to laugh when the server, victoriously, pointed at the ing bowl of dressing right in front of her and said "There it is, help yourself." |
:stongue: Fantastic. |
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| zyklon-jay |
| quote: | Originally posted by Miss Pie
I know! Women are ing BRUTAL!!
There was this bitch at Bas' wedding - super hot, well groomed, young thing, who you'd THINK would act as classy as she looked - but Jesus were her table manners and use of utensils ever atrocious!
There was this other rude ing bitch there, actually...clearly thought her didn't stink, and must have thought that the way to show class is by speaking down to everyone. Anyway, the first course was served and she, cuntily, said to the server "Uh, I didn't get any dressing on my salad.." with this stupid ing smug look on her face. I had to laugh when the server, victoriously, pointed at the ing bowl of dressing right in front of her and said "There it is, help yourself." Apparently she thought the dressing was GRAVY! Hahahahaha ing stupid bitch.
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did the reception room smell like bas' feet? |
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| Silky Johnson |
:stongue: :stongue:
No, it was all very beautiful and smelled fantastic. :) |
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| Intellekshual |
| quote: | Originally posted by zyklon-jay
did the reception room smell like bas' feet? |
Smelly feet is the precise reason Frenchie wasn't invited. |
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| chode_breath |
| quote: | Originally posted by Miss Pie
I know! Women are ing BRUTAL!!
There was this bitch at Bas' wedding - super hot, well groomed, young thing, who you'd THINK would act as classy as she looked - but Jesus were her table manners and use of utensils ever atrocious! |
His wife, right? |
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| Silky Johnson |
| Uh no, his wife has impeccable manners. Nice try though, fag. |
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| zyklon-jay |
| I wonder if Frenchie put a napkin on her gunt at fancy restaurants like Pizza Hut. |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by zyklon-jay
I wonder if Frenchie put a napkin on her gunt at fancy restaurants like Pizza Hut. |
A napkin her gunt would look like a yamica on a whale. |
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| zyklon-jay |
| Rob Reiner already did that. |
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| dj_alfi |
| quote: | Originally posted by Intellekshual
Shoes - It's expected to remove one's shoes when entering a guest's home. |
OXYMORON!!!!!!!!!! |
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| Vector A |
| quote: | Originally posted by zyklon-jay
I can give a pass on not knowing which fork is which, but shovel eating, mouth full talking, elbows on the table, reaching over everyone for and eating stuff with their hands that is not meant to be eaten that way.... RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE
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See, to me the stuff you listed is just normal table manners. All that foppery about proper wine-pouring, though? Pfft.  |
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