Originally posted by srussell0018
What are you 12?:tongue3
Once again, you fail.
Dykes_on_Jay
I mean they suck your dick. I know you will say, "I eat ." but it is not the same. Look at a woman with your penis in their mouth next time (if it even happens) and tell me you aren't laughing. If I come in their mouth/face, i have to punch myself discreetly in the ribs to prevent myself from losing it giggling like Homer in the land of chocolate.
Vivid Boy
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Originally posted by Miss Pie
I've been with my man for 15 years, and we totally trade gifts for sex. I use the as currency all the time if I want something, and he's fine with it. It's the fastest, easiest, most satisfying, and most honest way for us to both get what we want - guaranteed. Not that we need this exchange for it to happen - just saying that we're pretty straight up about it when it does.
edit: I should also mention that I don't withhold sex if I don't get something. Just saying that if I DO want something, I will totally pull the "I'll give you a beej/give you a handy/bang you right now if you do x/y/z for me/buy me x/y/z right now". I really don't see what the big deal is. It happens all the time, so why lie about the act that's taking place?
I think the difference is that you said you guys "exchange" gifts. You also have a job and you love splitting chores around the house.
You don't just sit around waiting for your man all day to come home and order him to make dinner with your stinky cooter and paint your toe nails with your feet up on the dinner table. Also you know how to take a tampon out.
itsamemario
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Originally posted by Miss Pie
Once again, you fail.
Haha, I doubt he'll get the comparison though.
Dykes_on_Jay
Handies are fail Jen:p I went for a "massage" here while drunk off my once. I almost had to leave in handcuffs.
Silky Johnson
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Originally posted by Vivid Boy
I think the difference is that you said you guys "exchange" gifts. You also have a job and you love splitting chores around the house.
You don't just sit around waiting for your man all day to come home and order him to make dinner with your stinky cooter and paint your toe nails with your feet up on the dinner table. Also you know how to take a tampon out.
Bahahah, true. It's important to take your tampon out before sex. Lmao. Barf.
Silky Johnson
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Originally posted by Dykes_on_Jay
Handies are fail Jen:p I went for a "massage" here while drunk off my once. I almost had to leave in handcuffs.
My bf loves handies, believe it or not! Lol.
/Ania
Dykes_on_Jay
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Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit
I'm sure Jay is all on top of this, because in china, all he needs to do is buy them a big mac and he is sold.
I just show them my passports and say I am desperate for marriage. When it is over, I just run.
srussell0018
salt the snail
Vivid Boy
whaa I hate handies. its like move over i know how to do this 10x better then you ive been doing it everyday to myself since i was 12.
