I'm not saying I'm better at it than my bf, only that he does enjoy them. Obviously the people jerking you off have been amateurs.
Dykes_on_Jay
My most memorble handies came in grade 7. Then I discovered getting my dick sucked, ass eaten, , anal sex, and fish hooking from behind. I've even had kids watch.
Vivid Boy
to me handies are to sex as "look at me ma no hands" is to bmx tricks.
Dykes_on_Jay
There is just not enough disrespect in a handie to make it sexy. Granted i've been ruined sexually by whores. the concept of "making love" is foreign. I watch Eddie Murphy make faces in Boomerang while trying to be sexy and ask myself,"Where is the thumb in the ass?"
Vanilla is for hot summer days with the kids. Not for ing.
Silky Johnson
A good handy/mutual masturbation is an essential part of any sexual repertoire. And I think it entails a certain kind of sexual maturity to appreciate the simplicity and intimacy of it. But hey, if you need a fist up the ass to get off, and only find degradation sexy, that's your prerogative. :p
Vivid Boy
dont get me wrong i have received handies. girls always open up with the handy. and i sit there and let them do their thing for 2-3 mins and then I move a long with the dance. but at no point during those 2-3 minsam I like "Holy I don't know if I can handle her mouth or right now, I'm just going to let her finish me with this handy"
Dykes_on_Jay
HEY YO!
that's my move. and bitches still don't dare jerk me off:p
itsamemario
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Originally posted by Dykes_on_Jay
Next time you get a handy, ask her if you can take over and if she will put your balls in her mouth and whimper. Report back with results.
If she says no, just grab her , start milking them like udders, and ask her how she likes it.
:haha: :haha:
chach
I just like the word "handy" and referring to get a handy is even better.
Truth is handys are just so the girls arm gets tired and is forced to either give up or suck it up. No pun intended :o
Dykes_on_Jay
what's up eskimo brother?
that is for jenny. stop trying to think you are sexy with an a cup and astro glide.
chach
quote:
Originally posted by Dykes_on_Jay
what's up eskimo brother?
Not much working :gsmile:
this place is dead now glad you're still around though
p.s weren't you my dad at one point too :p
Dykes_on_Jay
i'm sure that i am a lot of peoples dad's. i just don't pay for them.
