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angry, post-valentine's sex (pg. 12)
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| Dykes_on_Jay |
does it involve duct tape and future pole dances? if so, i'm in!
what the is family day? lol. |
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| Dykes_on_Jay |
| i think that i might like family day then. |
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| WittyHandle |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dykes_on_Jay
The ones that give it up for free, give it up for everyone. |
That's it guys, Dykes is really Anotherlay's alt.
Women using sex as an ultimatum when it's something they enjoy is like men trying to get paid to go to the Superbowl. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| Some very, very successful men get paid to go to the Superbowl, though. |
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| WittyHandle |
| True, but they're only successful until they hit the magic number of concussions. Even V8 won't sponsor vegetables #ToshJoke. |
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| Dykes_on_Jay |
| quote: | Originally posted by WittyHandle
That's it guys, Dykes is really Anotherlay's alt.
Women using sex as an ultimatum when it's something they enjoy is like men trying to get paid to go to the Superbowl. |
Dude. We aren't talking about some skunt (even if some of them by default are). We are talking about a significant other on one day of the year. If you wait to give them a little treat once a year, you will be as a wise man once said, "Hands Solo.". It's money. what is money for if you have enough? To enjoy. Quit faking the funk and raping your own junk. Get a hiarcut, and get a real job.
I say this as a single man. Romance? Not about money. Spending money for romance? Not exactly the lolocaust. Hitler had a plan for you guys. |
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| Dykes_on_Jay |
| And the ultimatum thing is a total cop out by people not getting sex. You do something because you want to. If it is on a "special" day, no one is forcing you. You do it because you love them. Even if they look silly with peckers in their mouth. |
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| WittyHandle |
I'm all for buying girlfriends gifts, I'm totally for treating them well. But I do it because I enjoy doing it, not because it's an ultimatum. If a lady ever said "no sex until..." I'd just say ok and call her bluff. I could outlast her and watch her cave under the weight of her own threat. I enjoy sex, a lot, but I don't need it to live.
And c'mahn, I live in a college town. There's no shortage of nubile girls to choose from here. Hearing the "you-no-sexytime" thing sounds especially silly so soon after Valentine's day when they'll do anything not to be alone that night. |
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| Dykes_on_Jay |
Where in this thread was an ultimatum given? I don't do those. Burlington is a college town?:P More fingers than teeth.
Valentine's day is 3rd for a single man after New Years and Halloween. Still, nothing beats a wedding. |
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| WittyHandle |
None was given in this thread. I stated it as a tangent earlier because I hear it being given to other poor saps in the really real world. Do you even lift bro?
UVM's population is about 85% out of state students. I know, kinda dumb, huh?
I'd put Halloween as #1 in my experience, with V day taking the silver. Prom night rounds out the holy sex trinity. |
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| Dykes_on_Jay |
| You need to go to better New Year parties. And more weddings. Nothing gets a woman as moist as crying because her friend is going to get divorced 5 years before her. |
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