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stay strong, stay single (pg. 4)
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| Original or extra crispy? |
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| OrangestO |
| quote: | Originally posted by srussell0018
It's not very hard to make you look like a fool. You do that pretty much on your own. |
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| srussell0018 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
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Your timeline gets shorter every time you comment on it.
I'm sure by the end of the week I will have met her the day before we got engaged. |
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| Vivid Boy |
| I am Alberto Falk. Timelines mean nothing |
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| itsamemario |
| quote: | Originally posted by OrangestO
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I was like, that's the weirdest ing egg I've ever before seen in my life. And then I saw it was a mirror, duh. |
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| AnotherWay83 |
| quote: | Originally posted by enydo
Yes. You and whoever you're engaged to are going to divorce eventually. I would put some money on that. |
this. i mean everyone who's engaged or married here on this board right now will be divorced and miserable in 10 yrs time, then they'll seek me out to say they were sorry, that i was right all along, and they should've taken my advice when they had the chance.
but by then i'll be long gone, because i'll have mastered the technology of miniaturization and built a home somewhere between a fine young woman's legs, enjoying my retirement. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| Do women already accuse you of prejac when one of your pustules bursts? |
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| srussell0018 |
| bunch of marriage counselors on these here forums |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| Just wait until you're married! It takes on this ineffable irony that you can't help but act smug toward; I can see how it annoys other people who simply do not understand, but it doesn't make them any less stupid for taking out their Jump To Conclusions Mats ®. |
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| srussell0018 |
| It is terrible, this idea. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| Bahahah, that's rich coming from a guy who met his wife on the internet, barely married a year; and another dude who pulls a fiancee out of nowhere within months of trying to court someone else's wife via webcam. Oh, you experts! :stongue: |
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| Vivid Boy |
lol
a strong marriage is always built on Love RESPECT! and online music forums
and of course knowing each other for at least 2 months to make sure there are no skeletons in their closet....or fallin out of their |
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