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stay strong, stay single (pg. 5)
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| Selma and I have been speaking for almost 8 years, though. And this has so very little to do with marital status so much as it does with the peanut gallery having an appraisal on our relationship. Those on the forum who do know us better also know better than to yammer on about things they know nothing about. Make sense? |
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| Silky Johnson |
| Lol skeletons!! THE ING HORRIBLE SMELL!! |
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| Looney4Clooney |
| quote: | Originally posted by AnotherWay83
this. i mean everyone who's engaged or married here on this board right now will be divorced and miserable in 10 yrs time, then they'll seek me out to say they were sorry, that i was right all along, and they should've taken my advice when they had the chance.
but by then i'll be long gone, because i'll have mastered the technology of miniaturization and built a home somewhere between a fine young woman's legs, enjoying my retirement. |
i would of guessed accidental death from auto erotic asphyxiation. The girl you paid to hang you OD'd in the washroom. I think every single idea you have about friendship and partnership or marriage is from a movie.
I do respect your own ability to realize that you should not be actively reproducing. But that is offset by the probability that all your STDs gain self awareness and create a super bug that goes after rich white people. So i don't know what to think. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
and of course knowing each other for at least 2 months to make sure there are no skeletons in their closet....or fallin out of their |
Such salty tears from one who misses the BBQ ribs found in the last one he saw! |
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| Silky Johnson |
| I bet bbq ribs taste and smell better than an old crusty stinky tampon. |
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| Vivid Boy |
| i ate that like a fat black man with an apron on. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| quote: | Originally posted by Miss Pie
I bet bbq ribs taste and smell better than an old crusty stinky tampon. |
That depends entirely on how you feel about melihah. |
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| srussell0018 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Miss Pie
Bahahah, that's rich coming from a guy who met his wife on the internet, barely married a year; and another dude who pulls a fiancee out of nowhere within months of trying to court someone else's wife via webcam. Oh, you experts! :stongue: |
You really don't know about anything. Why don't you stick to "complaining" about people ID'ing you so you can prove to everyone that you still got it!
PS: you're like 33, and you look it. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| I'm sorry but that was Hal's wife "complaining" about people id'ing her, not me. ;) |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
That depends entirely on how you feel about melihah. |
Is that like, some Arab aphrodisiac? |
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| srussell0018 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Miss Pie
The last time I was asked for ID, the lady was super rude to me - like I was some punk kid, and she said "I'll need to see your id" all curtly. |
Sorry, it wasn't because you got ID'd, but because she did it CURTLY. But at least she said "good for you" right? heheh |
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| Looney4Clooney |
| i thought she was persian. Both are kind icky. I'm not sure which one would have better taste in camels. I mean i don't really care that much about but i can't say i don't care at all. |
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