DADS AT DISCOUNTS, TRYING AISLES OF DEALS IN EACH DEPARTMENT. DADS WITH WRISTS LIKE TREE TRUNKS AND A HEART OF POLISHED ONYX. UNFORGIVING GROINS AND LOINS, COTTONELLE TOUCH.
INFINIDADS KNOW THAT I DON'T ONLY WANT LEGOS, I WANT INSTRUCTIONS. DADS OF ALL CALIBERS.
AnotherWay83
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Originally posted by Miss Pie
Actually I was going to say that seeing stuff like this really makes you appreciate what you've got.
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Go ahead and rip into that if you want, I don't really give a .
alright since you invited everybody to rip into you i might as well join in.
look, let me tell it to you straight, like it is. if you really appreciated what you had, you would've started working as a stripper at the age of 21 (or maybe 18 - not sure abt the laws where you grew up), then around the age of 23 or 25 graduated to working as a high end escort charging anywhere from 500 - 1000 an hour. by 30 you would've retired a ING MILLIONAIRE. yes go read that again. A MILLIONAIRE. or at least pretty damn close. this is what some of the really smart hos i've known over the years have done. then you go to school, or write a book, or some such , and some loser who never ever got laid all through high school, college and his 20s would marry you and worship the ground you walked on. you would of course get bored of this and then cheat on him with your ex-boss, the manager of the strip club you used to work at. or perhaps one of the bodyguards that used to work there when you were a stripper but has now moved on to opening up his own strip club in a different, more shady part of town and you secretly crave his bad-boyness.
anyway, all i'm saying is that you could've had all that and more if you appreciated what you had. but now it's too late, you're well past the point of no return aka "30". most strip clubs wouldn't even let you in as a paying customer now.
youth is truly wasted on the young.
Vector A
Looks like I set off some kind of ode to dads.
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Originally posted by Ted Promo
DADS AT DISCOUNTS, TRYING AISLES OF DEALS IN EACH DEPARTMENT. DADS WITH WRISTS LIKE TREE TRUNKS AND A HEART OF POLISHED ONYX. UNFORGIVING GROINS AND LOINS, COTTONELLE TOUCH.
INFINIDADS KNOW THAT I DON'T ONLY WANT LEGOS, I WANT INSTRUCTIONS. DADS OF ALL CALIBERS.
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Ted Promo
ANOTHERWAY IS LIKE A PACK OF CHEAP CIGARETTES REINCARNATED IN A BLANKETED HARLOT'S GARTER BELT.
AnotherWay83
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Originally posted by Ted Promo
ANOTHERWAY IS LIKE A PACK OF CHEAP CIGARETTES REINCARNATED IN A BLANKETED HARLOT'S GARTER BELT.
:stongue: :stongue:
Silky Johnson
quote:
Originally posted by AnotherWay83
alright since you invited everybody to rip into you i might as well join in.
look, let me tell it to you straight, like it is. if you really appreciated what you had, you would've started working as a stripper at the age of 21 (or maybe 18 - not sure abt the laws where you grew up), then around the age of 23 or 25 graduated to working as a high end escort charging anywhere from 500 - 1000 an hour. by 30 you would've retired a ING MILLIONAIRE. yes go read that again. A MILLIONAIRE. or at least pretty damn close. this is what some of the really smart hos i've known over the years have done. then you go to school, or write a book, or some such , and some loser who never ever got laid all through high school, college and his 20s would marry you and worship the ground you walked on. you would of course get bored of this and then cheat on him with your ex-boss, the manager of the strip club you used to work at. or perhaps one of the bodyguards that used to work there when you were a stripper but has now moved on to opening up his own strip club in a different, more shady part of town and you secretly crave his bad-boyness.
anyway, all i'm saying is that you could've had all that and more if you appreciated what you had. but now it's too late, you're well past the point of no return aka "30". most strip clubs wouldn't even let you in as a paying customer now.
youth is truly wasted on the young.
Not true, lol. A friend of mine just went back to stripping after 7 years. She's 30 and has pregnancy scars. And she makes tons of money. :o
AnotherWay83
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Originally posted by Miss Pie
Not true, lol. A friend of mine just went back to stripping after 7 years. She's 30 and has pregnancy scars. And she makes tons of money. :o
i dare you to post a pic.
wotyzoid
Where's Stu?
Silky Johnson
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Originally posted by AnotherWay83
i dare you to post a pic.
Hahah, you wish!
OrangestO
Lol @ Vivid's story.
But if you want to give any credibility to it, you'd post the pics she's daring you to post.
I mean, I believe it. After all, falling in love with people off the Internet usually means one of them is crazy. My money isn't on Hal.
