photos of children from around the world with their most prized possessions (pg. 20)
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OCEANS OF DADS, FIVE O'CLOCK SHADOWS TAKING ALL CONTROL OF EVERY 5 O'CLOCK, SOMEWHERES. A PUTRID RUB BETWEEN THE ARMPITS AS EACH OF THE INFINIDADS TUCKS ME UNDER THE CROOK OF THEIR FOREVERARMS TO TEACH ME SPORTS. SOME SPORTS I NEVER EVEN KNEW OR HAD THE REACH FOR. REACHES. LOTS OF REACHES. STALLIONDADS. |
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ziptnf |
Toss me the ball, son! Right into my glove. Put 'er right there. Right into the glove. That's it... yesss... that's it... |
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HEARTY DADS, THICKER THAN THE THICKEST SOUP. MUCK UNDER ROCKS, KNOW NO FEAR. DADS THAT WILL FLIP YOUR LID AT HOW MANY TREES THEY CAN CUT DOWN IN A FEW HEAVEY HEAVES OF THEIR BARREL CHESTS. MODEL PLANES, BEWARE, FOR YOU ALL WILL BE BUILT BY THE INFINIDADS |
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Lira |
quote: | Originally posted by Miss Pie
I'm just passing on what someone else told me. |
Someone really trolled you there, Jenny :p
Seriously though, Selma once told me that she hides a mountain lion under their bed so that when they have sex, it sounds even more wild.
True story, she told me that on Facebook. |
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Intellekshual |
:wtf: Eric.
Why? That is absolutely not true. You are so full of . I am disgusted. |
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SAVING PRIVATE RYAN IN ALL WAYS. FIRST BY ASSASSINATING HITLER AND DOING THIS WITH A STEGOSAURUS. THE INFINIDADS KNOW THAT TIME IS NO BARRIER. |
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KilldaDJ |
How the did I miss this??? :haha: :stongue: |
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DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT ABSOLUTELY BOGGLES MY TWEE LITTLE MIND?? THE PROPERTIES OF WATER. JENNY. EXPLAIN THESE. |
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Vivid Boy |
I'm starting here and moving forward everytime you speak.
{insert slutty pic here of Selma taken down by Lira} |
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Silky Johnson |
I don't understand why the hair ALWAYS has to be half over the face? What the is with that?? |
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OH GOLLY GOSH GEEE
DAD! |
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Vivid Boy |
quote: | Originally posted by Miss Pie
I don't understand why the hair ALWAYS has to be half over the face? What the is with that?? |
lets just say she did the 100 meter dash in a 90 meter gym |
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