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beards (pg. 2)
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| tubularbills |
| Yup. big fan. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| Aha yessss JBJ. |
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| enydo |
My beard envy is insane. My genetics are crap and my patchy face pubes suck.
wah wahhh |
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| planetaryplayer |
| I have a goat beard on the bottom of my balls |
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| ViceroySF |
| quote: | Originally posted by enydo
My beard envy is insane. My genetics are crap and my patchy face pubes suck.
wah wahhh |
No they're not, and your facial hair is just fine. You're one hot sexy man. |
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| enydo |
| outta left field once more it's lagrangiannnnnnnn |
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| Mr.Mystery |
| quote: | Originally posted by SYSTEM-J
Had stubble/short beard since a fateful day in April 2008 when I couldn't be bothered shaving and everyone told me how good it looked. It's become unbearably trendy to grow massive silly lumberjack beards (see: DiCaprio) but I will weather the storm. |
Huh, I never imagined you as a beard guy. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| Where are the pics? |
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| OrangestO |
| quote: | Originally posted by Silky Johnson
Where are the pics? |
You're not allowed in this club, lady. Go on. Scram.
There's a wedding thread around here somewhere. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| As a lady (lol), my opinion of beards is of the utmost importance. Do men grow beards mostly to impress other men, or women? Both? Either way, if you're going to compete with one another for best beard, you're gonna have to post pics. Imo. |
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| OrangestO |
| quote: | Originally posted by enydo
My beard envy is insane. My genetics are crap and my patchy face pubes suck.
wah wahhh |
I empathize with you my baby-faced brethren. I was once told by a wise old man, who had a beard as full and white as two handfuls of foam bubbles, that our kind must be patient, for our facial pubes will grow into something we can take pride in and post pictures of on the Internet. |
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| SYSTEM-J |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr.Mystery
Huh, I never imagined you as a beard guy. |
Why not? Is there some characteristic of beards that can be communicated through an Internet message board?
Anyway, just for you Jenny:
It would go right down to my Adam's apple (you can actually see the damage where I last shaved) if it weren't so ing itchy and annoying there. |
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