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The "What Have You Said To Impress a Chick" Thread
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| Alex |
I'm working and bored. I'd like to know some of the devious (or less impressive but still funny) you, or someone you've known has tried to get a hoe (that's politically correct btw) to suck some D.
Sadly I haven't tried anything fancy, maybe made my job title sound a bit fancier, but never outright tried any scams.
A friend of mine did tell a chick he met at a cigar lounge that he'd make her a partner in a new hotel he was building in the Old Port of Montreal (very little real estate there to develop, I might add) and it worked.
Edit: If any chicks have stories of really outrageous things guys have told them, I'd like to hear that too, it's funny. Wait, no chicks on TA wtf. |
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| Silky Johnson |
This thread made me think of the time some tried to use PUA tactics on me, really poorly. It was ing sad and embarrassing - and not even that he was using the scheme at all, mostly just his poor attempt at neurolinguistic programming.
So yeah I spent all day yesterday researching NLP and covert hypnosis online.
Thanks for that. |
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| Dykes_on_Jay |
When i was in Tampa one year, I told 2 drunk broads that i was hoping to make it as a backup for the Lightning (hockey team).
I backed it up alright.
Ybor City is the capital for retarded women in North America. |
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| planetaryplayer |
| 100% of the time i don't remember the words i say |
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| Jon_Snow |
| I go up to the most beautiful woman at the bar and ask for her Thoughts on the Media |
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| OrangestO |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dykes_on_Jay
Tampa is the capital for retarded humans in North America. |
Fixed.
I no longer live there :p |
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| Alex |
The some chicks fall for :wtf:
I wonder if that negative compliment ever really works.
"Hey, you have national geographic nipples, but they work on you". |
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| Sushipunk |
I have a friend who once completely convinced a girl that he was a dolphin trainer. She thought it was totally amazing, and they ended up shagging that night.
Plot twist: They're married now :wtf: |
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| Alex |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
I have a friend who once completely convinced a girl that he was a dolphin trainer. She thought it was totally amazing, and they ended up shagging that night.
Plot twist: They're married now :wtf: |
I guess "Crocodile fighter" is played out in Australia? |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by Alex
I guess "Crocodile fighter" is played out in Australia? |
Indeed. |
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| Jon_Snow |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
I have a friend who once completely convinced a girl that he was a dolphin trainer. She thought it was totally amazing, and they ended up shagging that night.
Plot twist: They're married now :wtf: |
Has he told her yet that he's not?
Reminds me of the Seinfeld episode George tells a romantic interest he's a marine biologist. |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jon_Snow
Has he told her yet that he's not? |
Well yeah, she figured that out pretty quickly. Lucky for him she thought it was hilarious. It's still a running joke to this day. When anyone asks where Dave is, the standard reply is "Seaworld". |
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