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How are you doing today, Zoso? (pg. 12)
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| Ted Promo |
| Tbh, that can be therapy unto itself. |
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| Zoso |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ted Promo
Tbh, that can be therapy unto itself. |
I used to love mowing. It scratched my OCD nerve, as it sort of gave the illusion of creating order out of chaos - cutting all the random length blades down to a uniform height. While I still enjoy how it looks for the first day, it just doesn't provide nearly as much "joy" as it used to. But holy hell, the yard here at the farm is soooo much more ed up and difficult than the old house. This yard makes me take back anything bad I ever said about the other yard. It was just two big ass squares, one acre each. You just turned left for 2 hours, kinda like NASCAR. The other yard had a mix of grasses that would go dormant in any level of drought, but this one is probably 85% "dallis grass," and that just never stops or gives up. I'm hoping Jay gifts me some Mexicans on my birthday. |
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| Dykes_on_Jay |
I'll do one better. All performance enhancers I'm on either come from China or Mexico.
Mark McGuire managed to turn a frown upside down and was able to succeed in life via PEDs even if he was a ginger! Embrace your inner Ben Johnson. |
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| planetaryplayer |
| therapist = the rapist |
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| Dykes_on_Jay |
| It's so funny that Bill Cosby may succeed at getting away with rape by playing the systemic racism card. Johnny Cochran is doing a jigaboo jig in his grave in celebration. |
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| Ted Promo |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zoso
I used to love mowing. It scratched my OCD nerve, as it sort of gave the illusion of creating order out of chaos - cutting all the random length blades down to a uniform height. While I still enjoy how it looks for the first day, it just doesn't provide nearly as much "joy" as it used to. But holy hell, the yard here at the farm is soooo much more ed up and difficult than the old house. This yard makes me take back anything bad I ever said about the other yard. It was just two big ass squares, one acre each. You just turned left for 2 hours, kinda like NASCAR. The other yard had a mix of grasses that would go dormant in any level of drought, but this one is probably 85% "dallis grass," and that just never stops or gives up. I'm hoping Jay gifts me some Mexicans on my birthday. |
Didn't you say you lived on a 70 acre lot? That's a lot of mowing. Bet it takes ages. I assume you could use a few hearty spics, as you've alluded to, so as to ensure your vast and verdant pastures are an even height. |
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| Zoso |
| All I know is: I feel dirty every time I eat a Jell-O pudding pop. Poll the audience: do I discus with my therapist? |
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| Ted Promo |
| Nah, just try to get in their guts. |
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| planetaryplayer |
| only if it's chocolate brown |
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| Dykes_on_Jay |
| "Your white privilege led me to rape. If the sweater does not fit, you must acquit." |
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| Zoso |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ted Promo
Didn't you say you lived on a 70 acre lot? That's a lot of mowing. Bet it takes ages. I assume you could use a few hearty spics, as you've alluded to, so as to ensure your vast and verdant pastures are an even height. |
The farm, in total, is a 70 acre lot. 65 acres are jointly owned by myself and my younger brother. The other 5 acres with the home and out buildings is in mine and the wife's name. Of the 5, I mow around 2 or 2.25 acres or so. My dad used to bush hog the pastures during the summer, but for the past 2 years a neighbor has been cutting it for hay, as he leases the farm next door for beef cattle. It makes some pretty good hay, and he doesn't have to transport it far, so it works out well. |
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| Dykes_on_Jay |
| Being bad feels good. C'mon. |
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