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Odd things dates/fwbs/partners have done (pg. 5)
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| JEO |
| quote: | Originally posted by Singularity55
Nah Jeo quoted my post and it could attract the wrong kind of attention cos certain organisatione hate being name dropped by mentally ill people like me. It's not worth keeping it there. |
Mate, you know TA is just a front for MI5, right? I thought we were on the same page, but now I'm not so sure.
Anyway:
The program's quite old. It started as a honeypot in the 90s to attract people to share and download illegal mp3s. Everyone you've ever seen get banned on here is someone who actually went away for downloading or sharing e trance music. Nowadays the program's basically defunct, but for some reason still funded, so now we just use the forum to have a natter for king and country. Basically no civs use the forum anymore, and almost everyone not coming in from a sanctioned IP is blocked from seeing the forum. Creating new accounts was disabled a few years ago as a signal for us of the program being shut down.
I sincerely thought you were in character all this time, so I'm really confused. How do you have access here? If all this is still just banter on your part.. Well, good man. I've made an inter-agency query about you just in case, so there could be a friendly tap on your shoulder soon. |
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| Singularity55 |
| Could you not? I have enough bizarre ideas in my head as it is. I think spies are busy stealing military secrets not sharing mp3s on the internet lmao. Also system j calling me a spy seriously does my head in and also is a crime... I imagine especially so internationally. I get I posted something regarding psychiatry that might be military or intelligence related but that's no excuse. Plenty of people have plenty of theories and I had to ask a friend why having a theory on what bipolar is is somehow a government secret. It turns out it's not so like wtf? Honestly I'm thinking bipolar is about a higher level of intelligence that lets people see the world through superior types of consciousness hence why mania exists... but maybe that's saying too much about my theories I've come up with while reaching the peak of human intelligence aka mania. |
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| JEO |
| Well obviously the mp3 honeypot is a front for something more clandestine. It's onions, good man, not potatoes. |
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| Singularity55 |
| Meh everything is a front for the ccp anyway. We may as well drop the pretence of freedom considering it's all gone anyway. |
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| SYSTEM-J |
| quote: | Originally posted by Singularity55
Could you not? I have enough bizarre ideas in my head as it is. I think spies are busy stealing military secrets not sharing mp3s on the internet lmao. Also system j calling me a spy seriously does my head in and also is a crime... I imagine especially so internationally. I get I posted something regarding psychiatry that might be military or intelligence related but that's no excuse. Plenty of people have plenty of theories and I had to ask a friend why having a theory on what bipolar is is somehow a government secret. It turns out it's not so like wtf? Honestly I'm thinking bipolar is about a higher level of intelligence that lets people see the world through superior types of consciousness hence why mania exists... but maybe that's saying too much about my theories I've come up with while reaching the peak of human intelligence aka mania. |
I've never called you a spy, you complete cretin. What I posted is this:
| quote: | Originally posted by SYSTEM-J
Singularity is like TA's very own crap inverse James Bond. The names on the screen come and go, the character is apparently 30 years old now, but the brand just doesn't change. Except instead of a suave secret agent with a side hustle in vodka and luxury watch adverts, we're stuck with an annoying autistic perma-teenager. |
So much for your "higher level of intelligence". The joke is that James Bond has been appearing on-screen for decades and has been played by numerous different actors so the names on the credit screens keep changing, but the character hasn't aged or developed in that time. Similarly, you've been posting on TA for decades and have gone through numerous usernames, but you've also failed to develop in the slightest. You're just as imbecilic and immature as you were when you started.
And in all seriousness, if any of this about struggling to distinguish dreams from reality is true, you've got much bigger problems than being bipolar. You need to go to your shrink and make this the number one subject of conversation and probably get on some anti-psychotic drugs. Taking psychedelics is probably the exact worst thing you can do right now. |
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| Singularity55 |
| quote: | [b]Originally posted by SYSTEM-J [b]
And in all seriousness, if any of this about struggling to distinguish dreams from reality is true, you've got much bigger problems than being bipolar. You need to go to your shrink and make this the number one subject of conversation and probably get on some anti-psychotic drugs. Taking psychedelics is probably the exact worst thing you can do right now. |
Well you'll never know if that's true will you |
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| SYSTEM-J |
| You've given me enough clues to make a good guess. |
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| alfiwolfnuts |
This 12 year old girl sent Me a sonogram (sp?) of a baby and I hadnt even cum inside her... She told Me once she thought she loved Me and I replied no, you dont :P
Girls are fun :) |
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| ziptnf |
| quote: | Originally posted by alfiwolfnuts
This 12 year old girl sent Me a sonogram (sp?) of a baby and I hadnt even cum inside her... She told Me once she thought she loved Me and I replied no, you dont :P
Girls are fun :) |
Quoting for posterity.
*heats up popcorn* |
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| alfiwolfnuts |
| quote: | Originally posted by ziptnf
Quoting for posterity.
*heats up popcorn* |
eyyyy she said she was 25! :happy2: |
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| Silky Johnson |
| TA is better/worse than ever. |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by alfiwolfnuts
This 12 year old girl sent Me a sonogram (sp?) of a baby and I hadnt even cum inside her... She told Me once she thought she loved Me and I replied no, you dont :P
Girls are fun :) |
Nope, nope, hard nope. Couldn't care less if you think you're kidding, not going to let potential statutory rape slide. Feel free to protest your suspension to anyone but me and, meanwhile, begone.
| quote: | Originally posted by Singularity55
Nah Jeo quoted my post and it could attract the wrong kind of attention cos certain organisatione hate being name dropped by mentally ill people like me. It's not worth keeping it there. |
I apologise, but whereas we suspend paedos on sight, if you want someone else to edit their post about something they quoted that doesn't go against our guidelines, this is up to you and the poster whose message you want edited.
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| quote: | Originally posted by Singularity55
Also I have no idea why I'm single... any ideas? |
By the way, this is why we all thought you were looking for advice. You mentioned earlier on this page that "why I'm single" was a joke, but if you ask "any ideas" it's only natural we all offered you a piece of our mind.
If you're not looking for any help, okay then. |
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