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Odd things dates/fwbs/partners have done (pg. 6)
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| if anything, i reckon s55 has actually regressed. i had no idea he doesn't even have a job. wtf? |
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| planetaryplayer |
| Imo everyone has regressed, except singlelarry45 |
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| Singularity55 |
| quote: | Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
if anything, i reckon s55 has actually regressed. i had no idea he doesn't even have a job. wtf? |
Yeh probably actually. All the alcohol during lockdown has probably caused serious brain damage. |
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| planetaryplayer |
| quote: | Originally posted by Singularity55
Yeh probably actually. All the alcohol during lockdown has probably caused serious brain damage. |
I am proof that alcohol does not damage the brain |
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| Singularity55 |
Ok so here's one for a proper relationship. Like she asked me out so that's a good a start.
So two friends and me started a group chat on Facebook cos her statuses were incredibly amusing.
#insert some of these at some stage*
I'll add some more once I figure out how to resize images. I cbf doing it tonight.
Ok so after all that stuff I decided it'd be amusing to troll her. Ok so then I was talking to her for a but she was clearly pretty interested.
So after a bit she's all "Singularity55 I want you" and I'm like I dunno I don't trust you... sorry. Then she videochats me with her and says she trusts anymone who she'd masturbate for and so I should trust her cos I've seen her cum.
- Side note... that might not entirely be has trust works
Around just after that she took a photo of us using the messenger filter where there's a piece of pizza on her face. I told her to keep things private then she ing posts it on facebook anyway. And then the other two members of the group chat discussing her are are like "UMM it says L appreciation club"... don't tell me the title is somehow not ironic"
So then after talking for another 3 days asked me if I wanted to come all the way to Hobart to visit her. I live in melbourne so that's 772km away away. I'm like hell yeah. Honestly I thought I'd won the jackpot cos she's hot af despite her questionable personality.
Ok so like two days before I'm due to fly she said "Omg this cutie with snakebits is coming all the way to see me. I feel so appreciated!"
She thinks that that in any way somehow that respects my privacy.
"I'm gonna make this boy came 27 times (over 3 days)" ... like umm performance axiety much? I think I could manage 15.
She then claimed that there wasn't now lockdowns in getting to hobart.
Shorly afterwards one of my goth friends is like "wtf that chick so nuts... don't you get dating a crazy girl can turn out horribly? What if she says you raped her. I'm like nah I can take this"
So I turn up to Hobart for a surprise 14 day hotel quarantine. She then says I should find a way to break hotel quarantine so I can see her easier. SUFFICE TO SAY I did not do that and instead following the rules.
Ok so halfway through she was like "Omg you're amazing singularty55. You're gonna solve all my problems and make my life amazing!"
Then like 3 days later she said she wants me to live with her... I said yes. I've gotta say that move may not have entirely been the best one.
For like the past 4-5 days though the chefs at the ahem hotel quarantine kept putting stuff I'm alergic to in my food like 4 days in a row which seems quite unlikely despite me saying I just want food I can eat without pain etc. Fortunately bordering subway instead seemed to be a fix but under circumstances it wouldn't be. I guess I was in the wrong place at the wrong time or it was a coincidence.
So with lack of painkillers and also the knowledge that she will probably expect sex when I see her I was like... well I guess I better drink heaps cos I'm in pain. And at least alcoholic will numb the allergy sensations more than paracetamol.
Ok so then she's like "So I've been talking to your friend j and he's "just punched me right in the guys. Right in the feels". I see a copy of the convo and like... he was being super friendly and she asked him out on a date (we were poly btw) and he's like "Nah I don't want to but I'd love to be friends". She then rings me up and cracks it me being like "Your friend took advantage of a disabled girl" (as in autism, bpd but really npd and adhd)
"he mindraped me"
I turn up to hers and we go shopping for a bit and that's all fine. We hang out and watch movies and chat. Then she wants to have sex and we're going through foreplay and she's like "just remember a vagina takes 20 minutes to fully warm up".... like gee thanks for the tip. She acted like she was giving a tutorial or something. Like WTF. So I was put off and went to sleep shortly after... which means I got too drunk and slept... or there is a small chance she roofied me.
The next day she was raging at me for "being useless" cos I couldn't do much properly due my brain ing me up during hotel quarantine. She said that my snoring put her off so she literally stayed up all night making observations about me. She then goes on to at least claim that I groped her in my sleep. Which is not a crime according to the local cops. Not even remotely. She then messages like 30 of our mutual friends saying I sexually assaulted her. Considering that even by her own words I didn't... ummm she could've gotten sued.
Ok so my ID goes missing for some reason (I originally thought she stole it but it's more likely the hotel staff did imo)... so I order a new one... it says it's gonna take 5-7 days to arrive. So I'm like ehh an excuse for a holiday without l etc
I tell her about it and she absolutely cracks it and she thinks I'm a disgusting piece of who she doesn't to have in to have anything to do with. She then accuses me of stalking cos we're in the same city? I literally went to the one club she was banned from. I talked to the cops about the stalking thing and they're like... well it's hard to know for sure without a court's opinion. But at this point you should cut contact. The cop was also like "now I can't give psychological advice but seriously call this number of a psychologist or psychiatric nurse. Most people in the goth scene thinks she's a total idiot and nutjob.
lol so next after that happening my friend r who warned me earlier is like. "See I ing told you Singularity55. Now you've done it!
Moderator Edit: No posting private information without consent - Lira |
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| Singularity55 |
| quote: | Originally posted by planetaryplayer
I am proof that alcohol does not damage the brain |
Yeh but you even had 10% extra brainpower and memory then it might be worth it. |
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| Lira |
| I'm not exactly sure what your goal here is, but refrain from posting screenshots of other people's social media without their consent. |
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| Singularity55 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
I'm not exactly sure what your goal here is, but refrain from posting screenshots of other people's social media without their consent. |
Fixed |
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| Hot&Cold |
| quote: | Originally posted by alfiwolfnuts
This 12 year old-looking girl :) |
fixed that for you, the is wrong with the meds in that lunatic asylum you obviously are in? |
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| SYSTEM-J |
| I have genuinely never seen a native English speaker with lower reading comprehension than this utter wit. |
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| Singularity55 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
By the way, this is why we all thought you were looking for advice. You mentioned earlier on this page that "why I'm single" was a joke, but if you ask "any ideas" it's only natural we all offered you a piece of our mind. |
That does make sense. Oops. Also is anyone else gonna post some anecdotes? This thread isn't meant to be about me |
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| JEO |
| I kind of want it to be about you, champ. |
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