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Jokes off the top of your head [Post in hear] (pg. 3)
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Two goodies i picked up...
What´s so special about the toilet???
Its double, You see...
Do you know another name for the earth?
no... Tell us...
If you have a hard time understanding ´em try to read them out loud!
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| drinkyourmilk |
| Two guys walked into a bar. One ducked.. :rolleyes: |
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| dj_mdma |
hehe here is my contribution
3 Tampons are walking down the street
Across the road they see a sanitary towel.
Which one of the tampons says 'hello'?
None, because they were all stuck up s! :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: |
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| dj_mdma |
A woman goes onto the Antiques Roadshow, and goes to the expert sitting aat the table. She takes a seat, pulls a tampon from her handbag and asks...
"What period do u think this is from?"
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| dj_mdma |
Whats the difference between the Paparazzi and going down on a woman?
When u go down on a woman, u can see the behind the bush! :D |
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| dj_mdma |
Why did the girl fall off the swing?
Because she had no Arms. :gsmile: |
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| dj_mdma |
Did u hear about the Lesbian Ashtmatic?
She could only breathe in snatches! |
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| Muppet1969 |
Nike have just bought out some new trainers for lesbians called Dyke Air...They have an extra long tonuge and you can get them off with one finger...
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| miss_e |
| quote: | Originally posted by G K Murray
What do you call an Italian with a Rubber Toe?:
ROBERTO:D |
HAHAHAHA ROFLMAO!! |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by miss_e
HAHAHAHA ROFLMAO!! |
hahhaha i laughed my ass off at that one too...and the guy who quoted himself was too funny i can't stop laughing! this needs to go in classic threads..
let's see im having a brain fart now and can't think of any...maybe they'll come to me later.. |
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| G K Murray |
What do you call a Spanish Fireman?
HOZAY. |
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| G K Murray |
Why did everbody hate the TAMPON??
Cos he was a stuck up !! |
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