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| G K Murray |
What does Gary Glitter and Father Christmas have in common?
They both empty their sacks in kids bedrooms |
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| DJAhmet |
What did the elephant say to the naked man???
How do u breathe through that thing? |
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| Fir3start3r |
Told by a 5 year old...
What colour is a burp?
burple :crazy: |
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| DJAhmet |
| quote: | Originally posted by Fir3start3r
Told by a 5 year old...
What colour is a burp?
burple :crazy: |
isnt that just cute..... :)
would of loved to of heard it live..... :crazy: |
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| Xo|oX |
what do you call a cheese that isnt yours???
nacho cheese
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| cycloptor |
okokok a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face"
a sandwitch walks into a bar and asks the bartender id they serve food. the bartender says no. the sandwitch leaves.
i = awesome |
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| G K Murray |
What do you call an Italian with a Rubber Toe?:
ROBERTO:D |
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| G K Murray |
Whats the difference between ORAL and ANAL SEX?
Oral makes your day. Anal makes your whole week! |
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| HyPeRSoNiC |
lol!!!
what's the difference between a Porsche, and a cactus??
in the cactus, the pricks are on the outside......
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: |
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| Bondor |
what do you call a group of ducks?
a barel full of ducks |
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| Bondor |
| quote: | Originally posted by Bondor
what do you call a group of ducks?
a barel full of ducks |
what the hell is wrong with you |
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| G K Murray |
What do you call a man with a small dick??
JUSTIN! |
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