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Jokes off the top of your head [Post in hear] (pg. 4)
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| G K Murray |
Heard about the antique TAMPON??
They didn't know what period it was from!! |
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| BigFlavor |
so, a guy walks into a bar with a glass in one hand and a monkey in the other.
the bartender says... "hey, what's with the monkey?"
the guy replies "monkey? MONKEY!? Where's my themometer?"
(good luck)
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| BigFlavor |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_mdma
hehe here is my contribution
3 Tampons are walking down the street
Across the road they see a sanitary towel.
Which one of the tampons says 'hello'?
None, because they were all stuck up s! :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: |
he larious |
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| DJ Fundamental |
What did the dog say when it sat on some sandpaper?
Ruff. |
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| RedLunatik |
i wanna quote some......... but that means quoting the whole thread
:rolleyes:
keep then coming guys :stongue: |
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| El~ZaPo |
How do you get a cat to make the sound of a dog?
-pour gasoline on it and light it on fire: *woof*
How do you get a dog to make the sound of a cat?
-put it in your freezer, and then put it through a band saw *meeeeow*
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| KilldaDJ |
what do u call something with 2 legs and bleeds?
half a dawg! ROFL
why did the little girl fall off her bike?
because she had no legs ROFL!
the showering of crap jokes |
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| Philby |
| quote: | Originally posted by ferrycorstenfan
stolen from one of the aussie ta's (sorry :))
A dislexic man walks into a bra |
lol
'dislexics of the world, untie!!'
what do u call a man with no arms and no legs in your pool?
bob!
what do u call a man with no arms and no legs at your door?
matt!
hehe
a guy walks into a bar.
he says ouch.
two guys walk into a bar. bartender says 'you'd think one of them would have seen it!'
:p
an irishman, a penguin and an aussie walk into a bar. the bartender looks suspiciously at them and says 'what is this, a joke?'
lol |
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| dr me |
Why are guys faster than girls?
They have a stick shift and ball bearings |
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| dr me |
| Yo mama's so dumb, she thought masturbation was a karate teacher. |
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| dr me |
What do George Michael and Wellington Boots have in common?
They both get sucked off in bogs.
can it get any worst than this? |
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| dr me |
What did one of the blonde's legs say to the other one?
Between you and me we could make a lot of money!
yes it can :nervous: |
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