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Post your bad pickup lines you heard or used (pg. 2)
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| totalcarnage |
| quote: | Originally posted by Blik
some of them are in English:
I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for
that thing you do with your tongue.
Nice Shoes!
Wanna ? |
a friend of mine used the last one...well it went:
Nice Jacket..wanna makeout
and it frik'n worked...
I was just teasing ya blik |
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| PinkLollypop |
| you know what works 100% ? when it's raining outside and you see a girl walking without an umbrella, just put your umbrella over her head and walk with her wherever she is going |
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| totalcarnage |
| Really, I would have thought that to kinda creepy without asking her first....show's ya what I know. |
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| PinkLollypop |
| quote: | Originally posted by totalcarnage
Really, I would have thought that to kinda creepy without asking her first....show's ya what I know. |
if you ask her if she wants your umbrella or not, she'll definitely say no, but if you just put it over her head, she won't be able to refuse |
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| SteveTranz4ever |
I have a friend who tried this, he walked up to many girls and simply asked "hey, shall we go home and "
I said to him, you must have gotten slapped many times ???
Yeah I got many slap in my fance but I also got much sex
9 out of 10 tries he got slapped...... so he eventually got some
Try that if you are really drunk and which to get hurt and some sex |
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| ftnb |
:)
hah, anything goes when your drunk right steve? haaha.. :):)
here some other cheesy ones:
boy: hey, you know the saying "you are what you eat"
girl: ya.
boy: well if thats true i could be you by tomorow.
boy: hey want to play war?
girl: sure!
boy: alright, ill lay down and you can blow me away.
boy: hi my names milk, ill do your body good.
boy: have you cd's?
girl: cd's?
boy: cd's nuts .. *LOL* ..hahah
that last one is more of a joke..and all those are cheesy and id never use them..
or heres another one
boy: hey babe, lets rub together and make a fire.. hahahaha
how ing cheesy :p |
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| DJ_Bod |
Here's the only line I've ever used and had it work
Me: "Do you have any Polish in you?"
Girl: "No"
Me:"Do ya want some?"
MUAH HA HA HA!!
I think it only worked cuz she was drunk though... But it still worked :) |
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| totalcarnage |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ_Bod
Here's the only line I've ever used and had it work
Me: "Do you have any Polish in you?"
Girl: "No"
Me:"Do ya want some?"
MUAH HA HA HA!!
I think it only worked cuz she was drunk though... But it still worked :) |
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On a scale of 1-10 how ugly was she :D:):)
that's amazing.. |
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| DJRavemonkey |
Man there are some really bad ones been posted already.
Here's a few i know
Do u wanna go half's on a bastard?
Did it hurt when u fell from heaven?
Bloke : Is ur father a theif?
Gurl : Why?
Blokes : Cuz it looks like he stole the stars and put them in eyes.
Here's 20p go phone ur mum and tell her ur not coming home 2nite. |
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| RollinHardOnXTC |
Over heard at a bar
Guy:Hey gorgeous,i think saw u somewhere before
Girl:Yes u did..that's why i never go back there again |
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| Henkie_henk |
| quote: | Originally posted by RollinHardOnXTC
Over heard at a bar
Guy:Hey gorgeous,i think saw u somewhere before
Girl:Yes u did..that's why i never go back there again |
haha ultimate diss!! remember guys.. we can diss girls 2..
Haha one night a girl was smiling the whole time .. looking at my.. i flirted back.. although she was average.. (average looking).. she approached me and i speeded to the bathroom haha!! aint that funny lol..
PS its better to make a thread about pick up lines ya really could use.. or my new strategy whaha!
Oh yeah.. BLIK.. nice job.. collect all of em.. make a list print it out.. and use em at a party.. |
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| Henkie_henk |
OH yeah.. this is what i see almost.. no not almost.. this is what i see at least twice on a night out..
Guy Hey my friend over there likes you
Girl SO? cant he come up here and talk to me himself?
WRONG WRONG
Guy Hey where are you from
Girl *Acting arrogant...*
Me Dancing from behind.. yeah go away loser
hahahaaa! |
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