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Post your bad pickup lines you heard or used (pg. 4)
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| ftnb |
naw guys! you have to do the chant..
ass and titie's.... assss and tittyyy''sss... AASSSS AND TITTTYYY'SS!
AAAAAAAASSSSSSSS ANNND TIIIIIIIITTyyYYyyYYYY!''SS!! ... yap..
well thats what my crazy crackhead friend jay does down here, its pretty ing hilarious. :p |
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| DJ Juno |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lynx
"is that a mirror in your pocket? because i can see myself in your pants." :D |
HAHAHA... i lost my #. can i get yours? hahaha |
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| Fraggle |
hahahaah...keep 'em coming!!! this is hilarious!!! :D:D:D
hehehehehe!!! |
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| Paul Griffiths 1 |
Oh yeah. Just remembered this one:
Maths lesson, I want to subtract your clothes , add you to the bed, divide your legs give you a square root, and hope like hell you dont multiply! |
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| DJ_Bod |
| quote: | Originally posted by totalcarnage
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On a scale of 1-10 how ugly was she :D:):)
that's amazing.. |
She was about a 6 on the beauty scale... but she had a dynamite chest... :) |
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| Pshycadelic |
o man this is funny
:) |
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| Dj Lex |
| ROFLMAO this thread. Hehe |
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| TurboGS-R |
here's a lame one that i have heard from one of my friends.
if your right leg was christmas and your left leg was thanksgiving,
could i meet u between the holidays? |
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| Dj Lex |
| quote: | Originally posted by TurboGS-R
here's a lame one that i have heard from one of my friends.
if your right leg was christmas and your left leg was thanksgiving,
could i meet u between the holidays? |
hehe that one isn't lame, it is a great one |
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| Narcotic Mind |
| quote: | Originally posted by ftnb
If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the
answer to this question?
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LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL !!! :D :D :D :D :D
Girl: My friend over there want you.
Guy: so what ? i want you
Girl: but my friend will be mad if i'll go with you
Guy: so will be your if you don't |
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| TurboGS-R |
ok here's another one
I love every single bone in your body especially mine. |
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| ftnb |
isnt that last one supposed to be like ' you have 215 bones in your body, would you like another"? ? ... i think thats how it should go, not sure...
but ya, funny thread hehe:p |
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