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Post your bad pickup lines you heard or used (pg. 3)
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| Henkie_henk |
| quote: | Originally posted by PinkLollypop
you know what works 100% ? when it's raining outside and you see a girl walking without an umbrella, just put your umbrella over her head and walk with her wherever she is going |
Hell yeah.. helping the girls and being a gentleman is the best.. but i also do see quite a lot of s with pretty girls.. that sux.. me as "mr good" |
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| Paul Griffiths 1 |
Ok...Not that I've ever used this, but I heard it and I thought it was kinda funny:
Boy: What shape is sex?
Girl: I don't know...
Boy: Well come to my house, I screw you, you screw me and we'll call it square :D :D
BTW pick up lines are lame! Never use them if you want a girl, it'll probably do the opposite with most girls, not all though... |
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| Izzy |
heres a nice one i heard lately...
guy: how much did it cost?
girl: how much did what cost?
guy: Fine, cause you got it slapped all over your ass
doubtfull it will work but, im serious that the:
nice shoes
wanna
is the best one i've heard yet and does have potential. |
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| Spellbound |
here's one..
ahah
guy: Do you have a quarter?
girl: for what?
guy: i told my mom i'd call her when i met the girl of my dreams..
hmmm..
lets see if i can think of another one...
Guy: Hello there, the word of the day is legs...
girl: What??
Guy: lets go back to my place and spread the word.
Guy: That dress looks good on you...
Gal: thanks..
Guy: But i bet it would look better on floor beside my bed..
aaahaha
yeah
thats it
peace |
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| ftnb |
ahah! ...good one's man hahahahaa.... spread the word=) hahahaa...
here some i got from a site:
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far?
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the
answer to this question?
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn!
I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have
you been drinking?
You with those curves, and me with no brakes ...
Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Wow! Are those real?
If you stood infront of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you
would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
Most people like to watch the (i.e. World Cup, Stanley
Cup, Superbowl, NBA playoffs, etc..) cuz it only happens once a year/every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone like you only happens once in a lifetime.
Did it hurt? (What?) When you fell from heaven ... Did it hurt?
Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!
Cold out isn't it? (staring at breasts)
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could
see myself in your pants.
Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow
job? No! Well in that case, D'ya wanna do lunch?
Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
If I let you suck on my tongue would you be greatful?
True, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place.
Nice Shoes. Wanna ?
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
Screw me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you?
Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Pocahontus? |
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| ftnb |
hahahaha check these out!! =) ... oh ya
and get this song to ya! : skyscraper - the hymn
Hey babe, how about a pizza and some sex? [Slap] HEY! What's
wrong, you don't like pizza?
I'm going to have sex with you tonight no matter what so you might as well be there.
How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
Can I flirt with you?
I admit, I'm kind of a geek by day... But a sex machine by night!
You have been very naughty! Go to my room!
Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.
Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
Is it cold in here, or are you just happy to see me.
Do you sleep on your stomach?
No.
Can I?
Be unique and different, say yes.
You make me so nervous and flustered, I've completely forgotten my standard pick-up line.
I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
What is a slutty girl like you doing in a classy place like this? OOPS! I mean, what is nice girl like you doing in a dump like this? (Phew)
Hi, my name's {name}. Remember it, you'll be screaming it later tonight!
My name is {name}, but you can call me anything at all. Just call me.
He: Excuse me, want to dance?
She: No.
He: Maybe you didn't hear me ... I said you look really fat in those pants!
He : Hey Baby ... Wanna dance?
She : No.
He : Oh, C'mon! Lower you're standards a little. I did...
He : Hey, Stop!
She : What?
He : You're undressing me with your eyes... I know you're doing it. STOP! |
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| Lynx |
| "is that a mirror in your pocket? because i can see myself in your pants." :D |
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| ftnb |
He: I'd really like to get into your pants.
She: No thanks. There's already one in there.
ooohhh, cold cold girls!! ahh... alright, tihs is my last one
hehhee.. :):):):):)
He: So, wanna go back to my place? ;)
She: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock? :(
He: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
She: It's in the phone book.
He: But I don't know your name.
She: That's in the phone book too.
A guy comes up to a girl and tells her some pick-up line. She grabs his crotch, looks down at it,
looks back at him, and says, "Sorry, I don't see any potential here" and nonchalantly walks off. :( ... <<---<< AHAHAHAHAAHAA...
After hearing a pick-up line: I like your approach, now let's see your departure. |
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| TrAnCe CoNtRoL |
| its not really a pick up line, but when me and my friends see some hot girls in tight pants we just yell out really loud "DONT YA HATE PANTS!"...just kinda funny, usually gets a little laugh. guess ya have to be there. its a pretty funny voice. if i had a recorder id record it for you.haha:) |
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| Lynx |
| inspired by the simpsons episode trance control? heheh. |
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| TrAnCe CoNtRoL |
| guess so...i always wondered where they got the damn line from. probably the only simpsons i havent seen, and it happens to be with the one line we like to use. |
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| Lynx |
| it's from the one when jay leno was on the show and krusty became a professional comedian. homer says it during his last act. |
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