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Post your bad pickup lines you heard or used (pg. 5)
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| Henkie_henk |
Hahah a friend of mine did a "whatever" hand move to a girl today haha.. i laughed at her haha.. damn.. that was funny.. shes such an arrogant bitch.. and my friend is mr player himself.. haha
Oh sorry this is probably a "should have been there" thing lol ;) |
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| DJRavemonkey |
*man walks over to a group of gurls and drops some ice. He then stamps on the ice.*
Bloke: Now the ice has been broken wud any of u ladies like a drink? |
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| TrAnCe CoNtRoL |
| damn that might actually work, it would definately get a laugh if i was a girl. a funny pick up line is always better than a gay ass cheesy one. at least they could laugh before they walk away with a funny one. |
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| Dj Lex |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJRavemonkey
*man walks over to a group of gurls and drops some ice. He then stamps on the ice.*
Bloke: Now the ice has been broken wud any of u ladies like a drink? |
That one was post by Blik on page one in dutch, but that doesn't mather |
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| jzmhed1 |
| nice legs...what time do they open? |
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| totalcarnage |
| quote: | Originally posted by jzmhed1
nice legs...what time do they open? |
not bad... heh :) |
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| jzmhed1 |
| hey, are those space pants you're wearing? cuz your ass is out of this world!! |
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| Dj Lex |
| Hey dude, great ones, post more like that |
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| Narcotic Mind |
Guy: Do you like candies ?
Girl: Yes, why ?
Guy: want a never-ending one ?
ok that was stupid |
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| Dj Lex |
| quote: | Originally posted by Narcotic Mind
Guy: Do you like candies ?
Girl: Yes, why ?
Guy: want a never-ending one ?
ok that was stupid |
i think if you use this one the girl isn't very impressed |
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| Dj Lex |
| I think the girl is gonna laugh at you dude if you say something like that |
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