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So what if your hot? why should i buy YOU a drink? (pg. 9)
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| DJ El Kay Dee |
| quote: | Originally posted by drgoodvibe
*expects her to get up on the bar and start gogo dancing and slinging her clothes all over the bar* |
dood..u dont want ehr to get arrested
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| drgoodvibe |
| ^^^^^^^ hey, they did it in coyote ugly!! and we all know, movies are truth!! |
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| DJ El Kay Dee |
| quote: | Originally posted by drgoodvibe
^^^^^^^ hey, they did it in coyote ugly!! and we all know, movies are truth!! |
in the movies women come back to life after being dead several miuntes and days too for that matter :stongue: :stongue: :stongue:
actually..its in the movies that u learn that its "gentlemanly to buy a drink for the woman...think about how many movies uve seen with a restaurant scene and a drink is sent over to the woman with the dood in the background lookin all cool:toocool: |
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| drgoodvibe |
| ^^^^^^^^^^ and in the movies the good guy wins, and the girls love it when you send them a drink from across the bar, and flash them a smile and give them the quick shooter sign!! Oh p.s never take dating tips from porno's.. it totally warps your sense of judgement. |
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| DJ El Kay Dee |
| quote: | Originally posted by drgoodvibe
Oh p.s never take dating tips from porno's.. it totally warps your sense of judgement. |
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue:
is there a personal story behind this part???share it with us |
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| drgoodvibe |
| well you know... your a pizza delivery guy, and you've watched one too many porns and next thing you know every house you deliver too you're expecting this gorgeous girl to open the door in a towel.. and be like oh thers no sausage on this pizza.. hrmm i think you're going to have give me your sausage.. and then it all starts from there... ahh *sigh* if only life were like porn movies. |
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| AmbiguousBliss |
| quote: | Originally posted by drgoodvibe
all this talk of tequila.. ok! next time I see a girl alone I'm going to buy her a Tequial shot...
*expects her to get up on the bar and start dancing* |
Mmm, Tequila Sunrise... :happy2:
For girls, might I also recommend Chocolate Martini, Sex On A Beach (I know some comment's coming up about this one...), and the B-52. |
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| drgoodvibe |
ok you know what though, if you buy a girl this drink, won't it mean something??! She probably would take it the wrong way, and you'd completely come off as being a jerk! |
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| AmbiguousBliss |
| quote: | Originally posted by drgoodvibe
ok you know what though, if you buy a girl this drink, won't it mean something??! She probably would take it the wrong way, and you'd completely come off as being a jerk! |
Meh, I don't think so. I wouldn't think the guy was a jerk if he bought me that. I always manage to get giggles out of anyone, guys or girls, when I order this one. Doing it with a straight face (especially if your waiter is tasty ;)) is another fun part. |
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| drgoodvibe |
| quote: | Meh, I don't think so. I always manage to get giggles out of anyone, guys or girls, when I order this one. Doing it with a straight face (especially if your waiter is tasty ) is another fun part.
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heh, I dont really know what the big deal is with that drink, i think i had a sip of it years ago. lol about the waiter being tasty part.. |
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| AmbiguousBliss |
| quote: | Originally posted by drgoodvibe
heh, I dont really know what the big deal is with that drink, i think i had a sip of it years ago. lol about the waiter being tasty part.. |
It just tastes good. That's it. ;) |
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| drgoodvibe |
| quote: | | It just tastes good. That's it. |
the waiter or the drink? ;) ;) |
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