Funny Way to Ask a Girl 0ut!!! (pg. 26)
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AndskiSpeed |
quote: | Originally posted by fuct4less
actually, its much better to make her laugh with your own words, rather than write some nerdy-ass letter. |
Rofl, couldn't have put it better myself. |
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Orbax |
The best way to make a girl laugh is to find kind of a loser (try not to use yourself in this example it will probably ruin the laugh) and yell at him in front of the girl you are trying to impess, when he tries to talk tell him to shut up or youll pull down his pants and show everyone his little boy-weiner. And if you say it with a condescending smirk its twice as good! |
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kewlness |
quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
The best way to make a girl laugh is to find kind of a loser (try not to use yourself in this example it will probably ruin the laugh) and yell at him in front of the girl you are trying to impess, when he tries to talk tell him to shut up or youll pull down his pants and show everyone his little boy-weiner. And if you say it with a condescending smirk its twice as good! |
i hope your not serious :happy2: |
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44htz |
Why don't you try something like:
you: "Have you tripped over a log lately?"
her: "No"
You: "How about a root?" |
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chjo |
quote: | Originally posted by fuct4less
actually, its much better to make her laugh with your own words, rather than write some nerdy-ass letter. |
Cant't agree more, but there are ppl that don't manage too do tha first conntact by talking.. so for a unsecure person I think the letter is a way.
But I'm thourgh with the all "pick-up" thing, so what do I know?!?! |
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Orbax |
If youre too shy to talk spill water on her chest and quickly pull out a napkin (come prepared) and then you can touch her boob before she slaps you, its kind of like scoring |
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AndskiSpeed |
Wait until she falls asleep.
*jk* |
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hangover |
quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
If youre too shy to talk spill water on her chest and quickly pull out a napkin (come prepared) and then you can touch her boob before she slaps you, its kind of like scoring |
Yeah, you get to tell all your boys about it, and of course leave the less interesting parts out, exaggerate some other details, and add some spicy stuff that didn't actually happen but help the clarity and flow of events :p |
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Buddhistics |
Orbax - you are without a doubt the funniest dude I have ever come across on these boards :haha: - I bow down before you! |
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Orbax |
lol thanks.
What I dont get is that fact that Sedrick wont tell us what happened. I mean really. Its not like wed call him anything we havent already if he told us that he got rejected. |
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hangover |
quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
lol thanks.
What I dont get is that fact that Sedrick wont tell us what happened. I mean really. Its not like wed call him anything we havent already if he told us that he got rejected. |
But maybe it's much much worse?
Maybe she's blackmailing him? Maybe something really humiliating has happened? |
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Disorder668 |
OMG, this thread is totally hilarious. It deserves classic status:D |
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