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Funny Way to Ask a Girl 0ut!!! (pg. 76)
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| fuct4less |
| quote: | Originally posted by wienerschnitzel
it is incredibly hard... the only thing i can do to ease the pain is everything but the actual intercourse |
lol! THE RESTRAINTS! |
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| wienerschnitzel |
| quote: | Originally posted by GelatinPufF
Or masturbate :stongue: I just couldent take not have an orgasm for a day :whip: |
thats definatly in the same category as "everything but"....
it can be a lifesaver;) |
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| fuct4less |
| you must be like a finger--aholic |
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| wienerschnitzel |
| you'll never know...;) |
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| GelatinPufF |
| quote: | Originally posted by wienerschnitzel
thats definatly in the same category as "everything but"....
it can be a lifesaver;) |
oh, woops, sorry :( my mind just kinda skiped or ignored that line and focused on you not being able to have intercourse :( oh well! im proud of you! :D ;) |
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| fuct4less |
| quote: | Originally posted by wienerschnitzel
you'll never know...;) |
lol. i guess not. |
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| GelatinPufF |
| quote: | Originally posted by fuct4less
you must be like a finger--aholic |
if her nails are cut short! it means she fingers herself! :eek: |
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| wienerschnitzel |
| quote: | Originally posted by GelatinPufF
oh, woops, sorry :( my mind just kinda skiped or ignored that line and focused on you not being able to have intercourse :( oh well! im proud of you! :D ;) |
thanks! it's probably not something you hear of very often. Im really missing out on alot of sex right now which is sad but you better believe i will make up all that last time when i get married... i will take the first year off just to have sex |
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| fuct4less |
| quote: | Originally posted by GelatinPufF
if her nails are cut short! it means she fingers herself! :eek: |
there was a girl at my old school once who mastubated with fake nails at school and got one of her nails lost in her . so they had to call her mom to take her home. it was so in hillarious |
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| wienerschnitzel |
| quote: | Originally posted by fuct4less
there was a girl at my old school once who mastubated with fake nails at school and got one of her nails lost in her . so they had to call her mom to take her home. it was so in hillarious |
are you sure that is not an urban legend like the girl who masturbated with a hot dog and it broke so she had to go to the doctor to get it out? |
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| GelatinPufF |
| quote: | Originally posted by wienerschnitzel
thanks! it's probably not something you hear of very often. Im really missing out on alot of sex right now which is sad but you better believe i will make up all that last time when i get married... i will take the first year off just to have sex |
Hmmm, okay, so this is a random question :eek: :( but how many times a day do you have to go for it? :conf: (theresa, you can answer this question too :) ) |
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