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Funny Way to Ask a Girl 0ut!!! (pg. 77)
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| fuct4less |
| quote: | Originally posted by wienerschnitzel
are you sure that is not an urban legend like the girl who masturbated with a hot dog and it broke so she had to go to the doctor to get it out? |
nah, i was in the nurses office when it happened there were like five other kids with me. |
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| wienerschnitzel |
hahaha sick!
honestly, about once or twice... sometimes three if i get bored. apparently i won't hit my sexual peak until i am 30, but that may be bullocks because im pretty horny at 21. I usually don't have to resort to masturbating because my boyfriend does it for me |
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| fuct4less |
| actually its 35... ive done my homework:) |
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| wienerschnitzel |
| well if i hit my peak at 35 then i will be out of control with one happy husband:happy2: |
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| GelatinPufF |
| quote: | Originally posted by wienerschnitzel
hahaha sick!
honestly, about once or twice... sometimes three if i get bored. apparently i won't hit my sexual peak until i am 30, but that may be bullocks because im pretty horny at 21. I usually don't have to resort to masturbating because my boyfriend does it for me |
whhat! so you have a boyfriend? and you's havent dont it? :eek:
oh well, me too :) 4 at the most a day (or i get sore :( ) but its usually around 2 :wtf: |
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| wienerschnitzel |
| yes i have a boyfriend who is sad that i won't have sex, but he is very patient and i think he knows he is going to really cash in his chips if he sticks around. He grew up in sydney.. |
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| nic01445 |
| quote: | Originally posted by GelatinPufF
whhat! so you have a boyfriend? and you's havent dont it? :eek:
oh well, me too :) 4 at the most a day (or i get sore :( ) but its usually around 2 :wtf: |
yeah really. sore cocks are no fun :(:sadgreen: |
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| fuct4less |
| a sore dick is one of the worst pains ever |
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| GelatinPufF |
| quote: | Originally posted by wienerschnitzel
yes i have a boyfriend who is sad that i won't have sex, but he is very patient and i think he knows he is going to really cash in his chips if he sticks around. He grew up in sydney.. |
OMG That is so wierd :eyespop: how can you' dont want some (of him ;) ) whats holding you back? :conf: |
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| wienerschnitzel |
im the one on tiesto's right and jezza is the head beside tiesto's on the left.. beside jez is keen from melborne |
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| fuct4less |
| quote: | Originally posted by GelatinPufF
OMG That is so wierd :eyespop: how can you' dont want some (of him ;) ) whats holding you back? :conf: |
id assume morals. its a very difficult concept to learn |
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| GelatinPufF |
| quote: | Originally posted by fuct4less
a sore dick is one of the worst pains ever |
i wonder what viagras like (or if it would help )omg! id soo love to do it like 10 times a day :stongue: hahah |
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