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Funny Way to Ask a Girl 0ut!!! (pg. 58)
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| fuct4less |
| quote: | Originally posted by Theresa
Wow, I can't even contemplate the idea of not having sex... geez |
masturbation is a poor substitute, too |
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| nic01445 |
| quote: | Originally posted by fuct4less
i tried that, it fought me back |
offer it oral pleasure. |
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| fuct4less |
| nah, it might have herpes |
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| GelatinPufF |
| quote: | Originally posted by nic01445
lol. 80% of the population has some form of the Herpes virus, so dont feel like you are safe.:tongue2 |
hmm, true. mouth ulcers are the mildest form of the herpes virus (and everyone has had a mouth ulcer) |
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| Theresa |
| quote: | Originally posted by fuct4less
masturbation is a poor substitute, too |
I dunno, if it's done well, it can be just as good.. HA HA! (especially after I have been drinking, hmm wonder why?) |
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| fuct4less |
| is that like a cancre sore? |
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| nic01445 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Theresa
I dunno, if it's done well, it can be just as good.. HA HA! (especially after I have been drinking, hmm wonder why?) |
yeah, but women get multiple orgasms. for dudes, you get one shot (pun intended) to make it as awesome as possible. and if it sucks, well, it sucks! |
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| Theresa |
| Man the world is just disease infested... CONTAMINATION I TELL YOU!! Well I am ed to get some type of crap.. Oh well, as long as it doesn't kill me, or stop me from having sex, I am a happy camper! |
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| nic01445 |
| quote: | Originally posted by fuct4less
is that like a cancre sore? |
if by "cancre sore" you mean "cold sore" or "fever blister," then yes. |
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| fuct4less |
| quote: | Originally posted by Theresa
I dunno, if it's done well, it can be just as good.. HA HA! (especially after I have been drinking, hmm wonder why?) |
umm beer lowers the body temperature (or was it the other way around?) and all that masturbatory friction feels warmer i guess, so it feels better and you have an orgasm faster... i think |
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| Theresa |
| quote: | Originally posted by nic01445
yeah, but women get multiple orgasms. for dudes, you get one shot (pun intended) to make it as awesome as possible. and if it sucks, well, it sucks! |
Very true... man I love the way womens organs work... it's great! |
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| nic01445 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Theresa
Man the world is just disease infested... CONTAMINATION I TELL YOU!! Well I am ed to get some type of crap.. Oh well, as long as it doesn't kill me, or stop me from having sex, I am a happy camper! |
wut if it turned you into a bug? u can still have sex with other bugs... |
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