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Things you would never EVER do (pg. 11)
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| TuanAnh213 |
| quote: | Originally posted by prolikewhoa
my ass is like whoa |
pics please |
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| faithless |
| quote: | Originally posted by prolikewhoa
i'm so adamant.
nothing goes in the out-hole.
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A suggestion if I may?!?!
Next time you masturbate (which I'm sure you do) try pleasing yourself anally.
Or maybe when you're having a shower.
First of all just try an be a little more open minded about this.
There's no harm in trying is there?
Use lots of lube, a finger or some small dildo shaped device.
You can experiment all you want, go as far as you want to go. It's all up to you.
You might be suprised at the pleasure you can get from it. Something I've been told quite a few times.
As a female friend of mine once said...'Don't knock it until you've tried it.' |
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| DJ Mikey Mike |
| quote: | Originally posted by prolikewhoa
my ass is like whoa |
 cool! what a shame then. what someone shud do tho, is nxt time ur about to orgasm is while ur not expecting, stick their finger up ur ass! then u will without realising associate the feeling of orgasming with anal..  |
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| tranceboy |
| Heh, every girl on this forum seems to get automatic 'queen status' as soon as they register... |
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| Pointy |
| Heh...It happens cos people make themselves out to be sexy dudes to the ladies but in real life, they're just freakers! |
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| alphawav |
| quote: | Originally posted by Maaz
If you can really slap someone in the face with your while you're running, I terribly fear for the health of any girl you intend to shag :D |
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL !!!!!!!!!!! GOOD ONE Maaz!!!
as for me :
WOULDNT STICK LSD UP MY .... |
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| DaveSaenz |
| quote: | Originally posted by prolikewhoa
i'm so adamant.
nothing goes in the out-hole.
i understand that it displays trust in the relationship...but that by no means guaruntees it's an honorable activity.
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That's the kind of thing Jonny Depp is talking about.....
I'll bet he's banging his French chick up the arse all day long. :D
Anal is not just about the guy. I'd even go so far as to suggest you experiment on yourself.
| quote: | Originally posted by faithless
A suggestion if I may?!?!
Next time you masturbate (which I'm sure you do) try pleasing yourself anally.
Or maybe when you're having a shower.
First of all just try an be a little more open minded about this.
There's no harm in trying is there?
Use lots of lube, a finger or some small dildo shaped device.
You can experiment all you want, go as far as you want to go. It's all up to you.
You might be suprised at the pleasure you can get from it. Something I've been told quite a few times.
As a female friend of mine once said...'Don't knock it until you've tried it.' |
I second this. :) |
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| alphawav |
I SAY WE MAKE THE "SLAPPING PEOPLE WITH YOUR DICK WHILE RUNNING" AN OFFICIAL OLYMPIC SPORT.
Right after the hurdles. We'll just lay down people form the audience, have them kneel down 10 feet or so apart. Then on your marks, get set, GOOOOOO!!!!!!
run run SLAP jump run run SLAP!!!
I LIKE IT ... I LIKE IT! |
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| montie |
| would it be honorable if Johnny Depp did it? |
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| alphawav |
| quote: | Originally posted by prolikewhoa
i'm so adamant.
nothing goes in the out-hole.
i understand that it displays trust in the relationship...but that by no means guaruntees it's an honorable activity.
you get a pat on the back or a trophy for an honorable deed.
no girl is going to get a trophy for having a shoved up her ass, unless she was in a national ass gangbanging porno or something.
my view still stands.
Maaz, and Arbiter, you both get nickels for trying.
A for effort. |
ROLF! Babe who ever told you that "it displays trust in the relationship..." I don't see the relation.
WTF does TRUST have to do with ANAL SEX, per se?
Does the mafia have anything to do with Furby? NO!
Besides, surprisingly there's guys out there that don't like hitting girls in the ass....unless it's during a round of doggystyle, where the ass is hit but not penetrated. .. . that *thuump* *thuump* sound wouldnt come out without the ass.... you know.
GOD BLESS THAT SOUND. |
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| prolikewhoa |
| quote: | Originally posted by faithless
A suggestion if I may?!?!
Next time you masturbate (which I'm sure you do) try pleasing yourself anally.
Or maybe when you're having a shower.
First of all just try an be a little more open minded about this.
There's no harm in trying is there?
Use lots of lube, a finger or some small dildo shaped device.
You can experiment all you want, go as far as you want to go. It's all up to you.
You might be suprised at the pleasure you can get from it. Something I've been told quite a few times.
As a female friend of mine once said...'Don't knock it until you've tried it.' |
whyyyyyyyy.
i don't wanna.
as a generally open-minded person, this is where the door closes.
and if YOU GUYS are so keen for me to understand the wonders of anal sex, why don't YOU masturbate with your finger up your ass. a guy's g-spot is there too!
and if johnny depp does it, it doesn't mean it's honorable, just that it's what all the cool kids are doing.
i'm not a cool kid, however, so i'll stick to vaginal penetration.
yayyyy.
oh and alphawav...it's one of Maaz's posts on this thread, i think it's back a few pages. |
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| prolikewhoa |
| p.s. i will never ever ever ever ever write a song about the sibbie. |
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