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| DarkTrance |
| I think that one of the best parts is the "Blackie Weather Forcast" where the black dude just goes "It's gonna rain" I believe it was in the episode where they had those beer scrolls for the tour of the brewery |
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| da_MynDLesS_one |
Best flashback:
Peter is looking through a peephole into a girls locker room...
Peter: Ohh yeah, that's it, right there... uh oh, wait, oh, they spotted me!
They turn back to him and he is in the locker room with a piece of wood with a hole in it in front of his face..
Best Peter Quote:
Peter: You wanna talk about akward? I once called Lois 'Frank' while we were having sex. Beat that!
Best Quagmire Quotes:
Quagmire: Hey Meg, you 18 yet?
Meg: Nope.
Quagmire: Hey Chris, how's it goin?
Quagmire (to two lesbians in a gay bar while they're kissing): Have you ladies ever been penetrated?
Best Stewie Quotes:
Stewie: Since you dogs have such ultra-sensitive hearing, try this out for size. (Whispers ' you')
Brian: I'm telling.
Stewie: I said vacuum! VACUUM!
Stewie: Now I know what kind of dog he is! A 'melancollie'! Ahahahahahaha! Hahaha.. Haha... not good? Okay, okay, wait, how about this one: He's a 'chi-wah-wah'! Hahahahahahaha! Anything? No? (pause) I DON'T HAVE TO F*CKING IMPRESS YOU!!! (walks away)
Best Chris quote:
Chris: But what am I gonna do with the evil monkey living in my closet?
(Evil monkey comes down the stairs and points at Chris)
Chris: AAAH! NOOO NOOO AHHHHHHHH! (runs away)
I could go on forever :D |
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| whiskers |
| quote: | Originally posted by montie
OH NO!
OH NO!
OH NO!
OOOH YEAAAAH!
been done here on these boards many times but no one ever seems to get it |
r0m30 & ju1i3t?
uh oh. the fat man made a funny! |
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| whiskers |
"women are not people. they are devices built by lord jesus christ for our entertainment..."
rofl.
yes, i'm watching the sexuall harassment episode. |
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| whiskers |
| "move the towel... move the towel...UH OH, THEY SPOTTED ME..." |
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| whiskers |
| mother... i come bearing a gift... i'll give you a hint: it's in my diaper and it's not a toaster |
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| Renegade |
"Oooo the lost my job smells great!"
"What?"
"Nothing. Meg could you pass the fired my ass for gross negligence?" |
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| bass drive |
haha I watched this episode when yanks come to watch the leaves change colour
anyways
peter in a bar talking to a yanke;
peter: excuse me, is your refrigerator runing?
because if it is, it probably runs like you... very homosexually |
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| mmilo |
| quote: | Originally posted by bass drive
peter: excuse me, is your refrigerator runing?
because if it is, it probably runs like you... very homosexually |
hahaha that one ROXX!
okk..
there's the episode where meg is trying to get into the school newspaper, and writes an article about the mayor..
and peter writes an article on how luke perry is ghey...
when he sneaks into the school to replace the article, he starts singing as he's sneaking around... :eek:
ok so its not a quote but anyone that's seen that episode knows its funyn! |
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| Blue. |
| The greatest one is when the chicken gives him an expired coupon and then a 5 minute chase ensues :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: |
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| Mebot |
Quagmire knocks on a door, some girls answers it :
Girl "Can I help you?"
Q-man " Perhaps! How old are you?"
Girl "16"
Q-man "18? Alright!"
Girl " MoMM!!!"
Q-man " I like where this is going! Giggidity giggidity giggidity!"
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Peter in a bookstore tryin to find a book about potty training.
Peter: "I'm looking for a book on toilet training"
Clerk: "Well Everybody Poops is still the standard one but we also have the less popular Nobody Poops But You"
Peter: " Uh-huh. Well see we're Catholic..."
Clerk: "Oh! Then you want You're A Naughty Child And That's Nothing But Pure Concentrated Evil Coming Out The Back End Of You!"
Peter: "Perfect!"
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Peter: "Lois, you're acting like i've never done anything stupid before! Hey remember when we were about to get that boat?"
(10 minutes ago)
Peter: " A boat's a boat but a mystery box could be anything! It could even be a boat! You know how much we've wanted one of those!"
Lois: "We'll go with the boat-
Peter " We'll take the box!"
Salesman: "the box is yours"
(10 minutes later)
Lois: "Peter That was ten minutes ago!" |
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| montie |
| I'm sooooooo awkwaaaaaard |
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