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Family Guy (pg. 5)
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| quote: | Originally posted by Renegade
"Oooo the lost my job smells great!"
"What?"
"Nothing. Meg could you pass the fired my ass for gross negligence?" |
Missed a bit...
"Oooo the lost my job smells great!"
"What?"
"Nothing. Meg could you pass the fired my ass for gross negligence?"
"Peter are you OK?!"
"Yeah... I haven't got a job in the world."
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| Galapidate |
I loved Peter in this one:
"Am I supposed to paint the penis?"
"Am I supposed to sculpt the penis?"
"Am I supposed to conduct with my penis?"
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| Galapidate |
Ooh got another:
Man: Do you swear to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you God?
Peter: I do............y'bastard. |
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| nrjizer |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mebot
Jesus : And For My Next Trick I Will Turn This Water....INTO FUNK!
(shot turns into a discotheque, Jesus has a fro and is disco dancing)
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Holy I remember that one, I thought I was going to ing asphixyate of laugher, im not kidding :haha: :crazy:
btw can you remember which episode that was from (the # perhaps, even just a description of which one it was)? Ive got a bunch of family guy episodes on my comp, I want to find that one |
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| Boomer187 |
Can't let this one die, too many good quotes.
Mr. Peutersmit: I'll give you this to stop dating my daughter.
Peter: Whoo, this is a million dollars. Well no deal, Lois may be worth 1 million dollars to you, but to me she is worthless.
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Pet store chick: You know, animals never have war. War is an invention of mankind.
Death: What the hell are you talking about, animals fight all the time.
Pet store chick: Not with nuclear arms. You can't hug your children with nuclear arms.
*death touches her and kills her* |
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| mets4012 |
i use this all the time |
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| Galapidate |
Announcer: And we now return to "Touched By An Angel".
Lawyer: Now Timmy, tell me, where exactly did the angel touch you.
Timmy: Right here. (points at the crotch)
Angel: (interrupting) Aw c'mon! Who are you gonna believe? I have a frickin' halo!
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Chris: Dad, can you help me with my math homework? My teacher said if I don't learn this I won't be able to succeed in life.
Gas Station Attendant: Now what you're gonna do here is continue down the road until you find two roads; one parallel and one perpendicular. You take the perpendicular down until you find a road that bisects it at a 45 degree angle. Solve for 'x'.
(Chris sucking on this thumb while laying on the ground) |
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| Trancender |
some others that are great.
"So Remember, guns don't kill people, dangerous minorities do."
Peter Griffin: Chris, everything I say is a lie. Except that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that.
Guy on Street #2: It's 3:00. Where the hell is Louie?
Guy on Street #1: Well, you tell me. Louie left his house at 2:15 and had to travel a distance 6.2 miles traveling at a rate of five miles a hour. When will Louie get here?
Guy On Street #2: Depends if he stops to see his hoe.
Guy on Street #1: That's what we call a "variable".
Peter Griffin: You remember that time I was supposed to get that boat? A BOAT'S A BOAT, but the mystery box could be anything. IT COULD EVEN BE A BOAT. You know how much we wanted one of those.
Lois Griffin: Peter, that happened ten minutes ago!
Peter Griffin: Wow, is that really the blood of Christ?
Preacher: Yes, it is.
Peter Griffin: Holy crap, that guy must've been wasted 24 hours a day! |
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| limin_li |
I know exactly what you are talking about :-)
| quote: | Originally posted by montie
OH NO!
OH NO!
OH NO!
OOOH YEAAAAH!
been done here on these boards many times but no one ever seems to get it |
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| limin_li |
Peter: Louis, I challenge you a a fly around the world"
Peter: HAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAA
While Peter drive a old plane |
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| Boomer187 |
chris: "Mr Quagmire I finished the scavenger hunt!!!!1111"
Quagmire: "whoo whoo hold your horses, lets go down the list. aahh, an unsharpened pencil."
Chris: "Check"
Quagmire: "A speed limit sign that doesn't end in five or zero"
Chris: "Check"
Quagmire: "Your mom's hairbrush"
Chris: "Check"
Quagmire: "You win"
Chris: "oh boy, whats my prize."
Quagmire: "A pencil and a speed sign"
Chris: "I DID IT"
Quagmire: "I'll be right back."
*walks into closet with a blow-up doll with louis's picture on it. puts hair on top*
Quagmire: "couple of teeth and some toe nail clippings and we'll be ready for our date." |
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| nchs09 |
| "peter, youv been down in the basemant all day" peter comes out in a radiation suit "OH NO ITS THE GOVERMENT!! RUN E.T. RUN!!!! |
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