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Funniest thing I've ever heard from a homeless person (pg. 2)
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| Mrs.Spice |
I heard a prostitute tell a homeless girl who was begging on the sidewalk------------
homeless person: do you have a quarter?
street ho: (screaming and obviously on speed) "Why don't you go suck a dick for it like I do?!?!?!?"
it was a moment i think everyone should witness:) |
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| USMC_Greg |
As I was walking down Elgin street in Ottawa, a bum says to me:
"You wouldn't happen to have an extra $350,000 to spare, would ya?" |
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| Nadi |
On friday as I was walking home from school some bum came up to me and asked me if I had 5 bucks. He told me he owed it to a spirit from another dimension, and if he didnt pay up soon the spirit was going to keep his soul.
I would have given him some money, but I was broke. |
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| Bamford |
A homeless guy asked if me and a mate would spare some change, my mate gave him 10p.
My mate takes 5 steps down the road and sees a £10 note on the floor, effect multiplying his generousity by a thousand. He just wish he'd given the tramp a tenner, and maybe found a crate for £1000. |
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| Vivid Boy |
| funniest thing ive heard from a bum was when the leafs got owen nolan...bum approaches me and starts yelling "OWEN NOLAN HES A NUT HES A NUT !!!! U WANNA KNOW WHY HES A NUT!?!?!?!??! CAUSE HES NUTRITIOUS FOR TORONTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHH!!!" |
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| Vanilla |
I once saw a bum with a sign that read:
"Only need one more dollar and I can take over the world"
Neeless to say, I laughed my ass off and gave him the dollar. |
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| bassaholix |
LOL all funny stories..
I was waiting for the train like a year ago, when this dood was like high on sumthing, and he asks me for $2, so me wearing jeans, making it harder to get the coins out, im like hold on a sec, so im like , where are my coins, then the mofo has the audacity (SP?) to say.. "hurry up or ill smash yah..."
So with a smile on my face I get up and see that hes like 1 foot shorter then me, and weights like 50KG, i was like 80KG back then, then i saw the look on his face n pushed him outta my face, i didn't wanna punch him since i felt sorry for the mofo.. lol
Anyways, that was the last time i ever gave, or even attempted to give anyone $$$, no freken way anymore, call me cheap but see wat i gets... tsk tsk tsk.. |
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| extulas |
| quote: | Originally posted by FunkySimon
Once I was eating a sandwich and this homeless guy comes up to me and says: can I have your sandwich
I said: no man i'm hungry:stongue: |
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| Dj onE |
thats funny i saw this thread....just today i see this bum comin from about a block away yelling and talkin to himself...when he comes up to me and asks me if i am a gangster......:conf: wtf?.....i just started to laugh and kept walking...he didnt want any money but wanted to know if i was a gangster...LOL
*EDIT* LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!...i just saw that owned pic...LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:haha: :stongue: :stongue:
.dJonE. |
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| bassaholix |
| extulas tell me wtf has that got to do with the sandwitch? |
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| extulas |
| quote: | Originally posted by bassaholix
extulas tell me wtf has that got to do with the sandwitch? |
Because the bum was hungry and he didnt get the sandwich. :stongue: :D ;) |
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| UWM |
There's one bum in Madison who always says "Can anybody spare any change for marijuana research?" I'll usually give him whatever coins I have on me because at least he's honest.
Then there's another guy who always used the same line "Does anyone have 25 cents?" Then one day I saw him and he asked for a steak sandwich.
The best thing to do though is when a bum asks you for change to hand them a job application. They don't take that very kindly :p |
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