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Funniest thing I've ever heard from a homeless person (pg. 4)
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| Essential1 |
haha, i just rememered another funny story...
me and my friends were outside of a movie theatre having a smoke, when this guy comes up to us & asks for a smoke. so i gave him one b/c he looked like a cool bum. he's standing next to us, smoking, when he started going on about how he's from florida but he's stranded here. he was like "i'm from florida & i met a canadian woman last year who was visiting her friend. so we fell in love and got married 6 months later. when we came back to canada to visit her family i found out the whore was already married! so i beat the out of her husband & went to a hotel. when i checked out that night i forgot my wallet and passport in there so i've been stuck here ever since. i ran out of money and want to go home to the house i have in florida. would you guys be so kind as to help me out?"
me and my friends just looked at each other & ran to our cars. as we drove by him on the way out, he yelled "you stupid canadians! you're all whores!"
hahahahaha |
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| rollypoles |
| quote: | Originally posted by Essential1
....he yelled "you stupid canadians! you're all whores!"
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hehehe....
i should watch out for the tree people since i'm in san fran now. i just ignore bums though, but i don't want to get scared. at least i'll always think about this now, too. |
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| DaveSaenz |
| quote: | Originally posted by montie
hahah thats great! :p
my friend was telling me that once he saw one jump out at a mother and her small child. the child screamed and freaked out and started crying. the guy held out his hand for money, and the mother screamed at him for like 5 min. |
The funny thing is that he looked just like a bush because he was so well camouflaged. |
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| anuneventrade |
Just last week I was working downtown, and some homeless guy came up to me and asked me to spare a quarter, so I gave him some of the spare change that I had.
Next thing I know, he's asking me why don't I spare another dollar? "You have plenty of money." He says to me! wtf? He started to get all up in my face. Really pissed me off. I tried to help and he gets an attitude? I wanted to tell him to stfu. |
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| arleetec |
| I remember seeing this one bum wearing the new nike air maxs, after seeing that I was not donating to his sneaker fund. It cracked me up. I was like man a bum has better snakers than me. :toothless |
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| P4z! |
| quote: | Originally posted by n0bben-
we have a bum around here who seems kinda weird.
he goes around with worn clothes and large black sacks.
he's collecting cans, strange thing is that i've heard he's pretty rich..
alot of ppl tells me he's rich..
dunno..
i maybe should become a bum :D |
lol same here :D the bum here is kinda short and got a big beard! You can usually see him around the trainstations. |
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| Dj_Psygnosis |
| I saw a homeless guy with a thousand dollar discman :nervous: |
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| djeternal |
| i was driving to work one time and passed by this bum holding up a sign "yeah i know, get a job you bum" I gave him my business card. |
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| cviper |
Hell, the only thing I do nowadays when walking through the city is dodging bums and other people who want money.
My record so far, is getting stopped three times by people who want me to sign up for donating money monthly, once by some weird religious group and a few times by other random people wanting my money (or my cellphone). All this on not even 500m walking distance! |
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| xKaoSx |
Everytime a bum asks me for change now I say
"Change comes from within" |
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| Orbax |
| quote: | Originally posted by xKaoSx
Everytime a bum asks me for change now I say
"Change comes from within" |
Haha! yes! and then you stab him! *cough* i mean |
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| j_spot |
the bums outside the afterhours club in calgary all seem to adopt the honesty method.
One asked me for a buck or two so he could 'get a 40, a room and a crack whore'
another asked me for a small bill(smallest in Canada is 5) so that he could get a rock to get him through to the morning. |
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