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Funniest thing I've ever heard from a homeless person (pg. 5)
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| TranCyn |
one night in miami when my friends and i were leaving the old space after seeing picotto.. we were staying in a hotel about a half a block from the club and a bum followed us the whole way rapping some tune... it sounded groovy and then all of a sudden he was like "GIMME SOME MONEY" it was random
in gainesville there is a bum that runs around the city with his arm in the air for jesus.. if you ever see him running and its not up, if you honk at him he will put it back in the air and keep running... |
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| jp |
| quote: | Originally posted by tranceDJ
The homeless dogs need help too... |
Awww... he's so cute! :wtf: |
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| Orbax |
| Does anyone ever have the urge to satiate your bloodlust with a homeless person? Cuz the odds of being caught are basically nothing. Plus you are kind of doing society a favor, right? Especially if you used a cup of hot coffee with poison or something. Theyd never be able to trace it. and the murder weapon would be inside the bum! Its almost too easy...Id be scared if I were homeless. |
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| jp |
| quote: | Originally posted by FunkySimon
It's a guy in a dog custume.. |
:( Damn these bums! |
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| bassaholix |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
Does anyone ever have the urge to satiate your bloodlust with a homeless person? Cuz the odds of being caught are basically nothing. Plus you are kind of doing society a favor, right? Especially if you used a cup of hot coffee with poison or something. Theyd never be able to trace it. and the murder weapon would be inside the bum! Its almost too easy...Id be scared if I were homeless. |
Sunshine!!! WTF is on your mind? next bad that happens around ur area i think we know who to blame.. lol |
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| Galapidate |
Not homeless, but a rather funny confrontation with a beggar. This happened while walking in town at camp when I was with a friend:
Beggar: You got any spare change?
Me: Sorry I don't.
Friend: Actually I might, let me check. (checks pockets, pulls out $.75). I guess I do, here you go.
Beggar: Thank you so much! (HUGS friend). Now listen, if you ever need to borrow some money, I'll lend you some.
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| MERTON |
| those people stink so much.. and they masturbate and poop in the downtown dallas library and against the nieman marcus parking lot building.. and also in front of city hall.. nasty freaks!!!:whip: |
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| Trancender |
| I was walking downtown montreal with my friend and I happened to say "OH GOD" out loud...there was this bum leaning on a fire hydrant, he heard me and said, "HEY MAN DON"T USE THE LORDS NAME IN VAIN!...now give me a dollar" I just laughed and left. in bums |
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| MERTON |
| quote: | Originally posted by FunkySimon
How do you know all this? Do you follow them while they do it?
hmm you're acting a little bit suspicious:haha: |
i went to that library a few times and i walked to get there. on ther way there i would pass the nieman marcus parking building. |
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| eye_03 |
| a hobo showed my friends and i his colostomy bag. he was like "i have cancer, and i have a year to live. my s in here kids" *lifts up his shirt to show a disgusting bag" |
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| ASOT100 |
| i saw one guy with a sign that said "Please help, my wife is held hostage, I need money for ransom" LOL |
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| Photo_bot_2k1 |
was it this guy?
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