One question you want to ask God ...
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Magnetonium |
I am kinda preparing a Poll with this topic, and I wonder what do you TAs are thinking ... :
If you ever got to meet God in person / or the creator/designer of our universe/planet and had only one question to ask him, what would it be? BTW, that question can be a request of some kind, but limitations apply, hehe ..
BTW, if you dont believe in God, dont even bother saying that in this thread, cause thats not the point.
Current TOP Question Picks, as chosen by you (updated 11-30-2003 05:45AM EST):
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"Why create man and woman?!"
"What's the winning number in next week's Megamillions Lotto, your almightiest?"
"WHY GOD WHY!?"
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And if so ...
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"Is jesus around? I wanna go burn a joint with JC!"
"Can u please slam a lightning bolt on all the non believers?"
"What the hell is your problem?"
"If you created the universe, what was there before its creation? Why create it at all, since you already know everything about how it would unwind?"
I would ask God who he/she admired most, and it can't be a religious figure or someone from the bible. Has to be someone ... human.
"Why did you make life in a way that organisms need to eat each other to survive? You sick masochist bastard!"
"Why on earth would you create something that would do nothing but destroy one of your biggest creations ever?"
"Who put you in power in the first place?"
"Who is your daaady and what does he do?"
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DigiNut |
"What were you on, dude??" |
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butterfly |
quote: | Originally posted by Magnetonium
BTW, if you dont believe in God, dont even bother saying that in this thread, cause thats not the point.[/COLOR] |
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Mebot |
"why did You create mosquitos and ticks?" |
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anuneventrade |
How's the weather up there? |
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TranceGiant |
Who is your daaady and what does he do? |
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Sand Leaper |
quote: | Originally posted by TranceGiant
Who is your daaady and what does he do? |
Damn, that was what I was gonna ask too! :eek:
Guess I'll have to pick a new one then.
"Why on earth would you create something that would do nothing but destroy one of your biggest creations ever?" |
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Magnetonium |
LOL ...... Though these suggestions are funny and such, I'd like to note that ......
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ....... WTF is this???? I want to make a poll , and I want suggestions from an adult's point of view, cause I could've come up with these myself, this is not a friggin comedy channel for crying out loud .....
Surely the funny ones are great, but at this rate it'll take me forever to make this poll ;-0
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butterfly |
quote: | Originally posted by Magnetonium
LOL ...... Though these suggestions are funny and such, I'd like to note that ......
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ....... WTF is this???? I want to make a poll , and I want suggestions from an adult's point of view, cause I could've come up with these myself, this is not a friggin comedy channel for crying out loud .....
Surely the funny ones are great, but at this rate it'll take me forever to make this poll ;-0
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you asked TA to give you a serious answer on a thread. does anyone else see the flaw in logic here? |
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anuneventrade |
quote: | Originally posted by butterfly
you asked TA to give you a serious answer on a thread. does anyone else see the flaw in logic here? |
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DigiNut |
quote: | Originally posted by Magnetonium
LOL ...... Though these suggestions are funny and such, I'd like to note that ......
[COLOR=red] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ....... WTF is this???? I want to make a poll , and I want suggestions from an adult's point of view, cause I could've come up with these myself, this is not a friggin comedy channel for crying out loud ..... |
Are you implying my posts are childish? LoL, I'm agnostic, I can write you a 20,000 word essay on why any kind of theism makes no sense, but as you said, this thread isn't the place for it.
So, instead of flaming, I gave an answer that would make a few people laugh. |
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Magnetonium |
quote: | Originally posted by DigiNut
Are you implying my posts are childish? LoL, I'm agnostic, I can write you a 20,000 word essay on why any kind of theism makes no sense, but as you said, this thread isn't the place for it.
So, instead of flaming, I gave an answer that would make a few people laugh. |
Sorry, sorry ....... ugh ...... I am kinda tired n stuff ....... just keep em coming, I wanna laugh some more ........ ignore my previous red post ........ |
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