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Something about the christian religion that is rather strange... (pg. 2)
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| MrSquirrel |
| quote: | Originally posted by smokeape
Right, but "Passion" is a blockbuster and old Norse gods (were there any that walked the earth or sacrificed themselves for the sins of mankind?) are relegated to the bargain bin in the video stores. I think the public reflects where the interests lie on the topic.
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I still would rather watch Erik the Viking than Passion myself :D
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| Dmatrox |
| quote: | Originally posted by Kamikaze Badger
Ok, with the Christian religion, there are alot of things that really are wierd.
1. You can compare it to the Norse(Viking) religion very well. They had a Heaven(Valhalla) in which they did what they enjoyed the most, fighting. And they had a Hell, which consisted of what they truly hated: The cold. Their "hell" was a place of cold, which they hated, while the christian "hell" consists of "burning", which is known well as a horrible and extremely painful thing. Of course, the Norse appreciated fire as a bringer of warmth, and used it as an honorable way to "bury" their kings on longboats that were pushed out to sea while burning.
That's all for now. Anyone else finding this kind of wierd? |
So a Christian's heaven is a Norse's hell and a Norse's hell is a Christain's heaven? How cool is that. |
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| Orbax |
| what if your mom is nordic and your dad is christian and you die during conception. |
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| DigiNut |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
what if your mom is nordic and your dad is christian and you die during conception. |
...Then you're dead, and they're childless.
Was there a trick to that? |
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| Dmatrox |
| why are marriages of a christian with non-christian frowned upon and discouraged? |
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| Orbax |
| yeah, a trapdoor was supposed to open under you when you said that and a comical gout of flame was supposed to shoot up. Did it happen. |
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| Orbax |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dmatrox
why are marriages of a christian with non-christian frowned upon and discouraged? |
Cuz its annoying thinking your wife is going to Hell. |
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| DigiNut |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
yeah, a trapdoor was supposed to open under you when you said that and a comical gout of flame was supposed to shoot up. Did it happen. |
Nope.
Although I did feel the urge to scratch my ass. Do you think that was God's doing? |
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| MrSquirrel |
So how do the Yggdrasill and Jormungand fit into your correlation between the Norse mythos and Christian mythos?
While we are at it...where does Vanaheim fit in? Or Alfheim?
I am Ratasok...hear me scurry.... :crazy:
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| Orbax |
| God works in mysterious ways. |
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| DigiNut |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
God works in mysterious ways. |
So does my ass.
Come to think of it... God is a lot like my ass. |
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| dj_Vendetta |
| quote: | Originally posted by DigiNut
I can think of something else in common: they're both a load of bullcrap!
*puts on boxing gloves*
Bring it, Orbax! |
im in ur corner on this one, suchhhhhh ttttttt |
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