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is there any correct word for people living in USA? (pg. 6)
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| occrider |
| quote: | Originally posted by PHALPAX
No, with Absolut vodka and Ikea furniture. :p |
We could always send in more elite McDonald's stormtroopers. Phase 1 is complete, they've already entrenched themselves into 95% of the world. Phase 2, exponential expansion, is ready to go forward at any time. Resistance is futile ... |
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| PHALPAX |
| quote: | Originally posted by trancebrat
:p Adding to the "ridiculous thread"? :D |
I hate when people throw blind generalities and no one rebuttes them. Not only that but mudslinging like this is a two way street.:D |
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| DrUg_Tit0 |
| I'm for "yuesers". |
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| trancebrat |
| quote: | Originally posted by PHALPAX
I hate when people throw blind generalities and no one rebuttes them. Not only that but mudslinging like this is a two way street.:D |
Mudslinging?
nah...
MUDWRESTLING!
:disbelief |
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| St_Andrew |
| quote: | Originally posted by occrider
We could always send in more elite McDonald's stormtroopers. Phase 1 is complete, they've already entrenched themselves into 95% of the world. Phase 2, exponential expansion, is ready to go forward at any time. Resistance is futile ... |
ahh, i know you were the imperialists! :p
and for all of you that find this thread strange, i was kind of serious, not that i really care, but i just find it a bit strange to call 1/4 of america, america... i want a new word, nooow :p |
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| St_Andrew |
| quote: | Originally posted by DrUg_Tit0
I'm for "yuesers". |
seriously, that may sound very good if get used to it ;) |
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| Orbax |
My fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of Iraq's regime has
been completed. Since congress does not want to spend any more money on
this war, our mission is complete. This morning I gave the order for a
complete removal of all American Forces from Iraq. This action will be
concluded within 30 days. It is now time to begin the reckoning.
Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries
which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is
short: The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are
some of the countries listed there. The other list contains everyone
not on the first list.
Most of the world's nations are on this list. My press secretary will be
distributing copies of both lists to all parties later this evening.
Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those
nations on List #2, ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved
during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the
Iraqi war. The American people will no longer pour money into third
world hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on
corruption. Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call
France! In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect
this money toward solving the vexing social problems we have at home. On
that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Attack the U.S. and we
will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face
of the earth. Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try China.
To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. Work out a peace deal now. Just
note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of you can go to Russia for
negotiations. They have some great palaces there. Big tables, too. I'm
ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France,
Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring
from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis. I have instructed the Mayor
of New York City to begin towing the UN diplomatic vehicles located in
Manhattan with more than two unpaid tickets, to sites where those
vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I don't care about
whatever treaty pertains to this. Pay your tickets tomorrow or watch
your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned over to some of the
finest chop shops in the world. I love New York---.
A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are going
to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not
ticking us off for a change. Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and
his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I have
a couple extra tanks and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where
I'm going put em? Yep, border security. So start doing something with
your oil.
Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA
treaty---starting today. It is time for America to focus on its own
welfare and its own citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I
answer them by saying 'Yes!'. Nearly a century of trying to help folks
live a decent life around the world has only earned us the undying
enmity of just about everyone. It is time to eliminate hunger in
America. It is time to eliminate homelessness. It is time to eliminate
World Cup soccer from America. To the nations on List 1, a final
thought. Thanks guys. We owe you. To the nations on List 2, a final
thought. DROP DEAD. GOD BLESS AMERICA. Thank you and good night. |
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| trancepixie17 |
| quote: | Originally posted by trancebrat
Publix cakes! ;) YUMMY! |
wtf trancebrat?!!!! KASH 'N' KARRY!!!!!!! go mike and craig! stock your shelves well! |
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| DigiNut |
The word is actually not "American", it's "Evil Imperialist Oppressor". So there you have it, no more confusion.
P.S. nobody in' cares, trancepixie. |
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| subuddha |
Orbax!
is this for real?
you are going to stop poking your nose situations where it doesnt belong? no more dictators with US support, like in Iran, Iraq and Chile? no more putting troops and building military bases outside your own territory? no more secret arms deals, gerilla support, manipulating governments by offering them financial benefits or threatening with bombs?
this will be a day to remember!
God Bless America! |
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| Orbax |
| I call this Euro-Baiting. I just like to post that stuff and watch them all go up in flames :stongue: |
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| DigiNut |
| quote: | Originally posted by subuddha
for real? you are going to stop poking your nose situations where it doesnt belong? no more dictators with US support, like in Iran, Iraq and Chile? no more putting troops and building military bases outside your own territory? no more secret arms deals, gerilla support, manipulating governments by offering them financial benefits or threatening with bombs?
this will be a day to remember!
God Bless America! |
You know, you're right. And the USA should also publicly apologize for interfering so much in the past, like with Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega, and Milocevic. They should also withdraw their troops from all foreign countries, starting with South Korea and Germany, and station them at borders or checkpoints to keep all those damn foreigners out.
P.S. I'm all for the USA invading Canada, as long as we can voluntarily defect without domestic repercussions. |
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