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| BitchBoyNYC |
Alright people. I'm bored right now and figured I'd make a funny thread that we all could add to. Post any kind of jokes you want. Remember people, they're jokes and not ment to intentionlly hurt anyone. I'll start off with a "kindergarten" style joke.
A bear & a rabbit were taking a in the woods. The bear turned to the rabbit and said.."Excuse me, do you have a problem with sticking to your fur?" The rabbit replied "no" so the bear proceeded to wipe his ass with the rabbit. (taken from Eddie Murphy-Delerious). |
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| RachUCF1001 |
that rabbit got owned bro,
ight peeps .
I just got a ING 153$ speeding ticket on my way to work .. i NEEEEEEED to smile,
I know you fockers know some funny jokes
Someone?! Anyone!?:whip: |
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| BitchBoyNYC |
| quote: | Originally posted by RachUCF1001
that rabbit got owned bro,
ight peeps .
I just got a ING 153$ speeding ticket on my way to work .. i NEEEEEEED to smile,
I know you fockers know some funny jokes
Someone?! Anyone!?:whip: |
That sucks Rach. Next time don't tak Brians advice about the pushing the pedal on the right!!!!! Use the pedal on the left!!!!!!!!!! |
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| Wazup8012 |
| quote: | Originally posted by BitchBoyNYC
That sucks Rach. Next time don't tak Brians advice about the pushing the pedal on the right!!!!! Use the pedal on the left!!!!!!!!!! |
That's even funnier than your orriginal joke.
Mwahahahahahahahahahahaha
Sorry to hear that Rach. I hope that you either get it erased or lessen the charge. GL :clown: |
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| BitchBoyNYC |
| quote: | Originally posted by Wazup8012
That's even funnier than your orriginal joke.
Mwahahahahahahahahahahaha
Sorry to hear that Rach. I hope that you either get it erased or lessen the charge. GL :clown: |
Come on Funny Man. Post a joke to make Rach feel better. |
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| Wazup8012 |
| I'm thinking of a good one. |
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| vtec junkie |
| there were 3 guys taking a hike in the woods. they get captured by a canabilistic tribe so the tribe takes the hikers to their leader. the leader tells the hikers that they can go free if they can complete a 2 part task. they agree so the leader tells them the first part of the task is to go collect 10 pieces of fruit. they each go their seperate ways and the first hiker returns with 10 apples. the tribe leader tells him the second part of the task is that they are going to shove those 10 apples up his ass and he cannot make any facial expressions what-so-ever. he gets by the first one ok but flinches on the second so they chop him up and eat him and he goes to heaven. the second hiker shows back up with 10 berries. the leader tells him the second part of the task and the hiker is thinking ", no problem, these berries are small". he gets through the first nine no problem at all. on the tenth, he bursts out laughing so they chop him up and eat him and he goes to heaven. the first guy, after witnessing what happened, sees the second hiker in heaven and asks "what happened man, you were so close to being home free?" the second hiker says "i seen the other guy strolling up with watermelons and i just couldn't help myself!!!!" |
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| Wazup8012 |
Worst comes to worst I will just post a pic of my little man.
Then she can laugh and say things like 'awww Adam that's adorable':stongue: |
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| BitchBoyNYC |
| quote: | Originally posted by Wazup8012
I'm thinking of a good one. |
While you're thinking, check your PM's;) something there you should know.;) |
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| BitchBoyNYC |
| quote: | Originally posted by vtec junkie
there were 3 guys taking a hike in the woods. they get captured by a canabilistic tribe so the tribe takes the hikers to their leader. the leader tells the hikers that they can go free if they can complete a 2 part task. they agree so the leader tells them the first part of the task is to go collect 10 pieces of fruit. they each go their seperate ways and the first hiker returns with 10 apples. the tribe leader tells him the second part of the task is that they are going to shove those 10 apples up his ass and he cannot make any facial expressions what-so-ever. he gets by the first one ok but flinches on the second so they chop him up and eat him and he goes to heaven. the second hiker shows back up with 10 berries. the leader tells him the second part of the task and the hiker is thinking ", no problem, these berries are small". he gets through the first nine no problem at all. on the tenth, he bursts out laughing so they chop him up and eat him and he goes to heaven. the first guy, after witnessing what happened, sees the second hiker in heaven and asks "what happened man, you were so close to being home free?" the second hiker says "i seen the other guy strolling up with watermelons and i just couldn't help myself!!!!" |
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| RachUCF1001 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Wazup8012
That's even funnier than your orriginal joke.
Mwahahahahahahahahahahaha
Sorry to hear that Rach. I hope that you either get it erased or lessen the charge. GL :clown: |
hahaha yea,
Brian says to just go to court and the piggie probably wont even show and ill be home free,
im nervous to do that though, my luck he'll show up with his dunkin doughnuts and his little paper that shows he clocked me and ill end up looking like a total douche and ill be sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo maddddddddddddddddd if that happens:mad:
But im broke, so im considering that option, wont hurt to try, PLus im going to jail with all the tickets i fking get i swear.
BTW, ADAM, welcome to the crackie boards!
You are one of us now...
scAaAaRyyy MWUAHahahaha:wtf: |
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| Wazup8012 |
| quote: | Originally posted by vtec junkie
there were 3 guys taking a hike in the woods. they get captured by a canabilistic tribe so the tribe takes the hikers to their leader. the leader tells the hikers that they can go free if they can complete a 2 part task. they agree so the leader tells them the first part of the task is to go collect 10 pieces of fruit. they each go their seperate ways and the first hiker returns with 10 apples. the tribe leader tells him the second part of the task is that they are going to shove those 10 apples up his ass and he cannot make any facial expressions what-so-ever. he gets by the first one ok but flinches on the second so they chop him up and eat him and he goes to heaven. the second hiker shows back up with 10 berries. the leader tells him the second part of the task and the hiker is thinking ", no problem, these berries are small". he gets through the first nine no problem at all. on the tenth, he bursts out laughing so they chop him up and eat him and he goes to heaven. the first guy, after witnessing what happened, sees the second hiker in heaven and asks "what happened man, you were so close to being home free?" the second hiker says "i seen the other guy strolling up with watermelons and i just couldn't help myself!!!!" |
That's hilarious.
Two hikers are walking through the woods. It's getting kinda late and they are getting really hungry, but nothing is in sight. They walk for a little whil longer and finally one of the hikers sees a small house. They walk over to the house and one of them knocks on the door. An old lady answers the door and lets him in. He asked her if it was possible that him and his friend could get some food as they were very hungry. The old lady(in her 80's) said "sure but you have to fuk me". He thought for a bit and then said "ok but you have to close your eyes". He then found a carrot and proceeded to give it to her with the carrot. When she was done he threw the carrot out the window and ate his meal. He decided that he was still hungry so he asked her "is it ok if we go again I'm still hungry?" She said, "sure it is". So she closed her eyes and he used another carrot. When he finished he ate his meal and walked outside. He told his buddy how amazing his dinner was. His buddy told him, "WOW that's really cool I had these two really tasty carrots" |
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