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my parents are gonna split up (pg. 11)
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| Arbiter |
| quote: | Originally posted by sooper
My mom ed a monkey. She was horny - we all get that way. Your mom ed a hippo ... and then had incestual sex with the consequential deformed offspring - the end result was you. I don't hold that against you. We all get horny. |
Some more than others. You, for example, clearly like to fantasize about bestiality. If it'll make you feel any better about your miserable existence, you can feel free to share a few more of the stories you jerk off to with the rest of us here. |
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| sooper |
| quote: | Originally posted by Arbiter
Some more than others. You, for example, clearly like to fantasize about bestiality. If it'll make you feel any better about your miserable existence, you can feel free to share a few more of the stories you jerk off to with the rest of us here. |
That 's not free! plus I value my privacy. My existence isn't miserable though, you misunderstand. We're just different. You like to put people down on the internet to inflate a false sense of superiority, and you like to work on increasing your flexibility so you can suck your own because no one else will. I like asparagus on my pizza. We're just different like that. |
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| Arbiter |
| quote: | Originally posted by sooper
That 's not free! plus I value my privacy. My existence isn't miserable though, you misunderstand. We're just different. You like to put people down on the internet to inflate a false sense of superiority, |
Well you got that last bit right, at least. I also like to put people down on the internet to inflate a true sense of superiority: e.g. this conversation.
| quote: | | and you like to work on increasing your flexibility so you can suck your own because no one else will. I like asparagus on my pizza. We're just different like that. |
I'm glad you decided to take me up on my offer:
| quote: | | you can feel free to share a few more of the stories you jerk off to with the rest of us here. |
It's a charming case study in abnormal psychology. |
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| tribu |
Thnis thread, which started out rather seriously and normally turned into a ridiculous flame war fast.
Yup, its the average day in the COR |
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| Arbiter |
| quote: | Originally posted by tribu
Thnis thread, which started out rather seriously and normally turned into a ridiculous flame war fast.
Yup, its the average day in the COR |
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| sooper |
| quote: | Originally posted by Arbiter
Well you got that last bit right, at least. I also like to put people down on the internet to inflate a true sense of superiority: e.g. this conversation.
I'm glad you decided to take me up on my offer:
It's a charming case study in abnormal psychology. |
I expected more from you. Lame, Arbiter, lame. That was an easy out to a fun conversation. |
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| Arbiter |
| quote: | Originally posted by sooper
I expected more from you. Lame, Arbiter, lame. That was an easy out to a fun conversation. |
Oh, don't stop now. Everyone is getting a good laugh out of your sexual fantasies. I believe you were just about to get into your food fetish - something about asparagus? |
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| sooper |
| quote: | Originally posted by Arbiter
Oh, don't stop now. Everyone is getting a good laugh out of your sexual fantasies. I believe you were just about to get into your food fetish - something about asparagus? |
Asparagus is an under rated food! You get to enjoy it twice:
once on the way in when you eat it
a second time on the way out when you smell it in your piss.
Kinda like your mom; you get to enjoy her twice:
once when you put it in her.
a second time when she pays you for the special attention.
Was there no love in your home growing up? It explains your mother's needs, and your cold heart. |
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| Arbiter |
| quote: | Originally posted by sooper
Asparagus is an under rated food! You get to enjoy it twice:
once on the way in when you eat it
a second time on the way out when you smell it in your piss. |
I'm guessing that you're only just scratching the surface there when it comes to the ways you like to enjoy asparagus.
| quote: | Kinda like your mom; you get to enjoy her twice:
once when you put it in her.
a second time when she pays you for the special attention.
Was there no love in your home growing up? It explains your mother's needs, and your cold heart. |
Sadly one can't even enjoy your mother once. That's why your daddy had to make up a story about infertility to get out of ing her. How embarassing.
I'm sorry if my "cold heart" is bothering you, if you really want an explanation for it you need look no further than the preponderance of dimwitted monkey-spawn like yourself in the world today. |
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| sooper |
| quote: | Originally posted by Arbiter
I'm guessing that you're only just scratching the surface there when it comes to the ways you like to enjoy asparagus.
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Not really. You're the one who keeps returning to the subject.
| quote: | Originally posted by Arbiter
Sadly one can't even enjoy your mother once. That's why your daddy had to make up a story about infertility to get out of ing her. How embarassing.
I'm sorry if my "cold heart" is bothering you, if you really want an explanation for it you need look no further than the preponderance of dimwitted monkey-spawn like yourself in the world today. |
OK. The mom and dad jokes were kind of funny in the beginning, but how far are you going to take it? It's gotten old. You should try be a little more creative. I'll tell you what is sad though, that is true & real. This:
| quote: | Originally posted by Arbiter
For years, I have ruled several other online communities with an iron fist of vengeance. |
Good luck with your continuing cyber reign Mr Cool. |
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| Arbiter |
| quote: | Originally posted by sooper
Not really. You're the one who keeps returning to the subject. |
You're the one who wanted to discuss your erotic fantasies so badly that you had to keep bringing them up. I was just trying to do you a favor by letting you get them off your chest.
| quote: | | OK. The mom and dad jokes were kind of funny in the beginning, but how far are you going to take it? It's gotten old. You should try be a little more creative. |
Yup, it was obviously getting old, that's why you decided to chip in with a few of your own after the thread was obviously dead. You are the reason it keeps getting taken farther. If you were sick of them, you shouldn't have continued to participate. If you chose to anyway, you're a dumbass. So you're either a hypocrite or a dumbass: take your pick. I'm leaning towards dumbass, especially since you wrote this:
| quote: | I'll tell you what is sad though, that is true & real. This:
Good luck with your continuing cyber reign Mr Cool. |
It's a bit disturbing to see that there are people stupid enough to have taken that seriously. The good news for me is that you were pretty much the only one. But that's also the bad news for you - because now you've made it even more evident what a moron you are.
Have fun scampering off with your tail between your legs Mr Pwnd. |
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| sooper |
| quote: | Originally posted by Arbiter
Have fun scampering off with your tail between your legs Mr Pwnd. |
That must be your Iron Fist in action. Please don't banish me from your cyber kingdom. I won't discuss my erotic fantasies anymore, and I'll passivly sit back and watch you bash everyone's mother and father. You seem to like that a lot. |
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