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dating people from work... (pg. 10)
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
you need a halftime pep talk: look she's a lowly secretary she probably can't believe college bound stud like yourself is taking an interest in her. She's been waiting for a white knight to sweep her off her feet and save her from her boaring job. don't be such a dweeb show her a good time, now get in the game... |
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that was great hahahaha...
seriously though...i'm not gonna make it into a big deal...i'm just gonna go say "hey what are you doing tonight?...*pause for answer*...i think i'm gonna go get some sushi next door...are you interested?"
i figure that way i can feel out and evaluate from there...if it doesn't happen, that's alright...i'm going out tomorrow night anyway. if it does...buttseckz?
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i think i'm going in for the kill here soon :eek: :stongue: |
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| jonze234 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
i'm giving myself...100 to 1 hahha...not feeling too confident :wtf: :stongue:
should be worth a good laugh though hahaha :p |
lady secretary even exists: 25:1
FF asks her out: 5:1
FF gets a date: 15:1
(the following assume that FF asked her out)
she shows up for the date: 3:1
she gets drunk: 10:1
FF gets it on (sober): 30:1
FF gets it on (drunk): 2:1
she ends up being a man: 100:1
FF still hits it after finding out its a man: 10:1
she ends up being a robot: 150:1
mebot hooks up with the robot: no odds, its a given that mebot will work his magic
this ends up being a relationship: 15:1
FF, secretary, and theresa have a threesome: 500:1
i guess we just need to find a bookey to accept the odds or something like that. |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by jonze234
lady secretary even exists: 25:1
FF asks her out: 5:1
FF gets a date: 15:1
(the following assume that FF asked her out)
she shows up for the date: 3:1
she gets drunk: 10:1
FF gets it on (sober): 30:1
FF gets it on (drunk): 2:1
she ends up being a man: 100:1
FF still hits it after finding out its a man: 10:1
she ends up being a robot: 150:1
mebot hooks up with the robot: no odds, its a given that mebot will work his magic
this ends up being a relationship: 15:1
FF, secretary, and theresa have a threesome: 500:1
i guess we just need to find a bookey to accept the odds or something like that. |
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| Emil |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
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that was great hahahaha...
seriously though...i'm not gonna make it into a big deal...i'm just gonna go say "hey what are you doing tonight?...*pause for answer*...i think i'm gonna go get some sushi next door...are you interested?"
i figure that way i can feel out and evaluate from there...if it doesn't happen, that's alright...i'm going out tomorrow night anyway. if it does...buttseckz?
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i think i'm going in for the kill here soon :eek: :stongue: |
Cowboy the up and do it already!!!!! |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by Emil
Cowboy the up and do it already!!!!! |
well...i'm kinda trying to wait for her desk to be clear of other people...that way i don't have to embarass myself in front of like the office manager hahaha :p
her desk is like a good twenty feet awaym but i could call the cell phone? what do you think? :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| jonze234 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
well...i'm kinda trying to wait for her desk to be clear of other people...that way i don't have to embarass myself in front of like the office manager hahaha :p
her desk is like a good twenty feet awaym but i could call the cell phone? what do you think? :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
get a colleague to ask her out for you, it'll be just like junior high. |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by jonze234
get a colleague to ask her out for you, it'll be just like junior high. |
good idea :stongue: :stongue: :p |
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| Michael19 |
| quote: | Originally posted by jonze234
get a colleague to ask her out for you, it'll be just like junior high. |
no the in thing to do if you are a TA is to get your 12 your old cousin to ask her out! |
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| NiteMer |
I can't believe what a group of dorks we are.
Did you go to see Bridgette for a hair cut yet?
If yes, ask and you should be in. Bridgette works wonders.
If no, ask anyway you ing . Get er done!
Jokes aside. Just do it. If it was summer you could ask her over to Cold Stones, but that's probably not a good call. Which sushi place are you talking about? |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by Michael19
no the in thing to do if you are a TA is to get your 12 your old cousin to ask her out! |
dam you beat me to it :whip:
FF is probably in front of a mirror rehearsing his lines... |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| i reckon you leave a anonymous postit sticker on her desk telling her to meet you at the old enchanted oak tree in the dark forrest at midnight. |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by NiteMer
I can't believe what a group of dorks we are.
Did you go to see Bridgette for a hair cut yet?
If yes, ask and you should be in. Bridgette works wonders.
If no, ask anyway you ing . Get er done!
Jokes aside. Just do it. If it was summer you could ask her over to Cold Stones, but that's probably not a good call. Which sushi place are you talking about? |
nah i haven't talked to bridgette yet...i haven't had the time. i didn't know they were only open til 5...i get off at 5 and i'm in boulder :wtf:
and i always go to japango...you know that little place right on pearl street...they are teh best
and i swear people...i'm not this pathetic...i'm just having fun in this thread hehehehe :p...i will let you know what happens though hehehe :p |
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