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Dirk W.
quote:
Originally posted by DJ_Octane
I was practicing my braiding technique in both pics. Pete wanted cornrows and I thought I would get better...


:)
DeviantxPete
+1?
Dirk W.
quote:
Originally posted by DJ_Octane
I was practicing my braiding technique in both pics. Pete wanted cornrows and I thought I would get better...


I always thought Pete was a little Thuggish. I think it's his avatar that gave it away.

Speaking of getting better.... How is that rash coming along Dave?
DJ_Octane
Its getting smaller wiht the creme my doc gave me...

Whew!!! Your mom has sure been around the block!

LOL
Dirk W.
quote:
Originally posted by DJ_Octane
Its getting smaller wiht the creme my doc gave me...

Whew!!! Your mom has sure been around the block!

LOL


oh . you're going old school with the mom jokes... i could bust those out too if i remembered where my notebook from 8th grade was. :)

But I will give it you. I got
DJ_Octane
HAHAHAHA Dude, who better to go old school than me.

Its all about the senseless sh*t talking amongst friends.
Dirk W.
quote:
Originally posted by DJ_Octane
HAHAHAHA Dude, who better to go old school than me.

Its all about the senseless sh*t talking amongst friends.


We are old school, I keep forgetting that. In that case:

Your mom is so fat her blood type is Ragu
Your mom is like a lightswitch, even a 5 year old can turn her on
Let's get off the mom jokes, I just got off yours.

Peace foo.

And I don't know why these are so funny to me, but they are (I guess I am a nerd):
digitalbreach
hey Dirk W,

whats' up.

I guess we're both old school. I hope to meet you in Austin for NRG or James Z! I'm glad Austin is getting some good ass shows, atleast
someone is. I know H-town isn't. I know SportStrance will have my back.

late


~d!gital
DJ_Octane
HAHAHAHAHA @ Dirk

Heres the two faves of mine:

Yo Mommas teeth so yellow, she spits butter.

Yo Momma got so mant missing teeth, it looks like hers tounges in jail.

Man, it felt good to remember those : )
babygirlk
yo momma so dumb, she sold her car for gas money.

yo momma so dumb that she got locked in the bathroom and peed her pants.

yo momma so dumb, she stuck a battery up her butt and said "i got energy!"

yo momma so fat that all the restaurants have signs that say "max. occupancy 240 or yo mama"

yo momma so fat, she fell in love and broke it.

yo momma so fat, she has an echo in her belly button.

yo momma so fat, she has to sleep in shifts.

yo momma so fat that when she needs to wipe her butt, she sends out a search party.

yo mama so nasty when i asked what was for dinner she took off her socks and said corn

Yo Mama's so fat, She slept on my bed! Next morning it was a blanket!

yo mama is like a shotgun. give her a and she always blows

Yo momma is so short I had to get on my knees so she could give me head.

Yo momma is so stupid when i said christmas was around the corner she went lookin for it!

Your mama so poor she ran after a garbage truck with a shopping list.

Yo mama is so nasty I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.

Yo mama's so ugly,when she goes to the psychiatrist they make her lie face down.

Yo mama is so hairy, that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!

Dirk W.
*tears roll down my face*

Guys, its so beautiful to see everyone coming together and talking so much . I had a dream and you guys made it possible. Our forum once again has become immature enough for me to enjoy. Thanks to each and every one of you - my bitches.
DJ_Octane
LOL

Glad to be of service...Blaxican!!!
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